Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans
gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+. check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica. cymru am byth. my website:
My children received gifts therefrom, of course: two feathers, which as I write this are being slobbered on and sprinted around the house, dangling from the teeth of babes
He was wailing and wailing and wailing about being bored, but i am not physically able to run around with him atm. This i can do from my armchair though.
Yes, he was dizzy afterwards, and yes, he did get mad that I stopped.
He would love it if we could launch him into space. He craves the g-forces
If your cat is too heavy and clumsy to be a shoulder cat, remember there are other options
They were each of them upside-down, heads trapped in cords and anchored to the big rock, and their huge, swollen bellies were trying desperately to float to the surface, pulling the cords taut. johannestevans.co.uk/2026/06/05/t... #EggPreg #BirthKink #MPreg
Discworld crossword for Terry Pratchett's birthday! GNU STP. johannestevans.co.uk/2026/04/28/h...
Watching Ready Or Not 2. Great news. Shawn Hatosy's character is pathetic and bratty and he's a cryer and he's weird and incestuous about the father he just killed and his twin sister sarah michelle gellar
Mfw my partner is scrolling on his phone in our dark bedroom, screen brightness currently at a level visible to the Artemis II mission
Purring because a kindly benefactor has placed this laptop sleeve here JUST for little girls to lie on
I have dozens of eBook shorts and a few novels, many of which are in handy bundles, and are sold DRM-free! johannestevans.co.uk/shop/
Good morning, #EasterCon! If you're looking to pick up some fantasy of a slightly different flavour, I am a gay trans guy that writes a lot of fantasy and romance featuring queerness and disability, and have many books on sale at our table in the dealer's room!
Now live and trading! Come say hello for EasterCon or if you're about for HaruhiCon!
I was scared the whole time but i didn't cry or piss myself and there was only one cavity other than the fucked-up tooth we already knew about 👍
I loooooove Merlin ID 🥰🥰 Some of these I IDed by sight, especially the gulls and the heron, but the ID by sound is so useful we had JUST been talking about parakeets in the UK when one flew right ahead of us