John Amdor
@johnamdor
'John Amdor needs to get out more.' -Capitol Fax commenter, March 19, 2018 tweets without punctuation or capitalization are by cricket
it is now august the summer is dying you have not had enough bratwurst you cannot stop the inexorable march of time but you have the power to sausage
Bummed for Sepp Kuss but holy smokes, glad that net was there. Hell of a ride, hell of a finish.
hi i hope you are great and catching tons of possums this summer did you know that six years ago is when i moved in with these humans and it has been mostly great even if i only get two measly meals a day which is not enough what do they even spend the money from this account on
The Mauro Schmid finish line wheelie today should be in every @letour.stadio.top sizzle reel until the end of time.
oh hello summer how have you been what did you bring to eat is there enough to share
ah june 1st you most wonderful day youre the longest point from the next time you have to ask someone to vote for a thing or vote against a thing or get asked to vote for a thing or against a thing
May 31, 2005: As Sen. Don Harmon presented the BIMP, Sen. Dave Sullivan criticized sweeping several funds, saying he wished his children were Democrats so they'd sweep his kitchen as thoroughly as the funds. Sen. Harmon replied that if the Sullivan children weren't Democrats, they'd work on them.
this is it sweet babes it all comes down to today get out there and fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run onward onward to victory in glory unless your ideas are bad in which case go back to bed
May 30, 2002: Sen. Peter Roskam presented a bill opposed by the City of Chicago. Sen. John Cullerton noted that if a senator cared about that opposition, vote no, otherwise, vote yes. Offered the chance to close, Sen. Roskam deferred to Sen. Cullerton's remarks. The bill passed with 41 votes.
May 29, 2002: Rep. Raymond Poe, who earlier in the day had provided fried chicken lunch to the House, requested a caucus in order to digest said chicken and, as Speaker Michael Madigan noted, the accompanying beans.
May 28, 1981: Sen. Charles Chew objected to increasing taxes on alcohol to fund anti-drug programs in schools.
it is a beautiful morning extend grace to yourself as well as your colleagues and counterparts you never know they could be tired or thirsty or hungry or stupid
May 27, 1981: Anticipating a war between Chicago and the rest of the state, the House adopted a resolution appointing former Rep. Ronald Greisheimer as Field Marshall of suburban/downstate forces, who gave a speech denouncing Czar Michaeloffski Roykovich and the Radical Terrorist Anarchists (RTA.)
she is handsome she is pretty she is the belle of springfield city shes counting rabbits one two three pray will you please feed them to me
May 26, 1978: A joint session convened for an address by President Jimmy Carter, who dispensed with his prepared remarks and spoke on a few issues foreign and domestic before taking questions from members of the General Assembly on labor law, inflation, the US-Israel relationship, and urban renewal.
o wonder how many rotten squirrels are there here how villainous rodentkind o brave new world that has such assholes in it
Congratulations to some constituents in Dublin Central and Galway West who for the first time today get to experience the simple pleasure of an "I Voted" sticker.
May 22, 1980: The Senate debated sales tax reforms that included an exemption for bakery goods, the definition of which did not cover, much to the dismay of Sen. Aldo De Angelis, pizza.
May 21, 1980: Rep. James Taylor urged passage of a Medicaid bill, noting that a technical issue could be fixed in the House of Lords.
rise like cricket after slumber with unvanquishable hunger shake your leash to earth like dew which in sleep had fallen on you the rabbits are many but they should be few
May 20, 1981: Sens. Mark Rhoads and Terry Bruce took issue with a Mike Royko column decrying Downstate members opposed to Chicago area transit funding as bumpkins, louts, and village idiots.
beware the jabberwock my son the jaws that bite the claws that snatch beware the jubjub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch man i sure would like to eat that stupid bandersnatch
May 19, 1981: A grumpy morning in the House. Rep. Michael Madigan requested verification of the attendance roll. Rep. Arthur Telcser implied Madigan was the devil. Rep. Zeke Giorgi responded the only an idiot would say that. Rep. Philip Collins replied it takes one to know one.