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John Bowman

@johnbowman

Social media news producer. Recovering “Twitter guy.”

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John Bowman@johnbowman· 17d

Oh, that’s Petey. He’s a beast.

John Bowman@johnbowman· 17d

Cat needs a hat.

John Bowman@johnbowman· 24d

Katherine Janeway is in her seat on the bridge, her face dirty and hair disheveled. The bridge is dark with emergency lights on. It looks like she hasn’t had coffee in a while.

John Bowman@johnbowman· 28d

Surprise Christoper McDonald appearance! Somehow, it’s the C. And he’s PISSED!

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2.

John Bowman@johnbowman· 29d

The sun went down in Toronto more than two hours ago.

32°C, feels like 40

John Bowman@johnbowman· 29d

Picard says « merde »

John Bowman@johnbowman· 29d

Angry “I guess “ guy.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jul 8

Loving the new Jays home run celly.

Lae’zel from Baldur’s Gate 3. She’s as yellow as a toad and has a very efficient nose. She appears to very much like what she’s seeing.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jul 7

Odd weather in Seattle today.

Golconda by René Magritte is a painting showing dozens of men wearing black suits and bowler hats, falling like rain on white buildings with red roofs.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jul 2

You have to supply your own touchscreen and “Jettison Pod” label.

A closeup of the instrument panel on Capt. Pike’s bed showing three round, candy-like lights and a rectangular space where an iPad or backlit panel would go, with one corner cut off. On Battlestar Galactica, they would have cut all four. Just saying.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jul 2

King size? Luxury liner, indeed.

Capt. Kirk pulls on his boots while seated on his cot. There’s a woman in a multicoloured dress in the background. I’m sure nothing is implied here.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jun 24

YES!

CN Tower as seen from Rogers Centre with the dome open.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jun 20

Let’s GOOOOOO!

Torrano Beisbol Birds

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jun 20

They used to print them right on the box! An estimated 50 MILLION copies of this bit of bubble gum pop.

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jun 5

Someone behind the plate is wearing a t-shirt with this guy on it, a shirt featured prominently in the new merch ad. People are really clamouring for this weirdo?

John Bowman@johnbowman· Jun 5

The Kraken did a nod to this in their Winter Classic uni but it’s not the same.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 28

U.S.A.? A-OK!

Trong Van Din from The Simpsons

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 26

Have you considered competing?

A man and a woman are on a stage decorated with many colourful pennants. A sign above them reads “All-England Summarize Proust Competition.”

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 24

Homer has purchase a porno mag, panty shields, condoms and an enema. Marge says “count me out.”

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 23

Kiva Fajo, wearing a deep red valour outfit, leans on a table and makes a silly little gesture. There are various rare artifacts in the background.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 21

Yooo, Pembroke Lumber Kings represent! #WalterCup #PWHL

Buddy in the crowd at Canadian Tire Centre wearing at Pembroke Lumber Kings hoodie.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 19

He was sleeping but me trying to take a pic has annoyed him. BTW, I think that shot of you at SkyDome is in another ad. Starlane Home Corp.

Medium-haired orange tabby cat is lying on the couch with airplane ears on.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 16

Rogers faces Rogers in thé Tigers-Blue Jays game.

Star Wars battle droid salutes

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 7

Let us not underestimate Holland’s impact on LL Cool J, as well.

Host LL Cool J is agog watching the “rain” fall on Tom Holland during his lip sync of Umbrella.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 7

How to Spot AI Fakery the Marvel Way!

Page from How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way where Spider-Man and Thor give instructions on perspective drawing.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 7

They always are.

A large medium-haired orange cat looks up past the camera. He is sitting on the food bin because he wants to be fed. He always wants to be fed.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 4

Update!

A canary magnolia tree with lots of yellow flowers on it.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 3

I think he’d look awesome.

Kurt Russell in Death Proof. He’s wearing cool sunglasses and has a cig hanging out of his mouth.

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 2

Brad Bradford. BRADBRADFORD!

John Bowman@johnbowman· May 1

Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it "Mayday"? It's only a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday," or "Ascension Sunday"? Ascension Sunday, Ascension Sunday!

Some twat with an H on his forehead sits at a desk and turns to speak to the smeghead behind him.