John DeVore
@johndevore
This is a Phantom of the Opera fan account My debut memoir, 'Theatre Kids,' is on sale now
i wrote about something very important for my newsletter where i write about masculinity: i got a pebble ice machine y'all and i love it here's a pic!
This is a sentimental essay about politics, which I know isn't the fashion, and yet the editors at @newrepublic.com let me write something personal about the Lone Star State. Link in the replies.
i wrote about duct tape over on my newsletter for dudes and/or anyone who has ever met a dude --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
here's another newport ad that is... incredible. that's right kids, in the 90s, smoking newports made couples feel like hula hooping with four hula hoops
I wrote an essay about one of my great loves (we broke up ten years ago). Give it a read. If you've never smoked, don't start --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
I learned to drive at the age of 38, during a brief period when I lived in L.A. I wrote about that, my late sister, Ryan Gosling, and why you should never go to a car dealership alone. The photo is of a cool dude I stalked once. Give it a read? --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
say hello to morley. i got sentimental about her (as all pet owners are about their beloved beasts)
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. I’m ok with this
is he threatening a sort of reverse lysistrata where tech bros refuse to have sex and accidentally trigger a flourishing of civilization
happy new year. i saw 'marty supreme' and wrote a 150 word review of it also MY TOP 5 MOVIES OF 2025 --> 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/150-word-r...
me, watching a tribute reel of all the blog posts i wrote in the 2010s that used the word amazeballs