John Hornor Jacobs
@johnhornor
Author of The Night That Finds Us All, A Lush and Seething Hell, Murder Ballads Shirley Jackson, Bram Stoker, World Fantasy Award Finalist CLOSED TO BLURB REQUESTS, for now at least website:
if there was a fishing tournament for smallest fish i would be champeen
Fixin’ to head out and drive cross country to New England. Supposed to be hotter than balls the whole way but it’s gotta be cooler than here
This came across my feed and at first I just thought it was some quirky and unknown but incredibly cool elderly folks expressing themselves - and they are almost all of that - but then I was like, wait a fucking second, is that Robert Fripp of King Crimson? (Yes, it is)
It’s been a coupla years since I’ve done any printmaking (divorce is a real bitch) and now my convention stocks are low so I need to get busy. Sadly, one of my most popular linocut’s block has gone missing with all the life changes ☹️
Giveaway chapbooks for Camp Necon are in! Remarkably fast turnaround but their spine alignment is a little janky
we’re 2:15 into first ep of the final season of the bear and my blood pressure is going bonkers i love it
I rode by the Arkansas governor’s mansion where Sarah Fuckabee Sanders dwells, commentary my own
That might sound a little bit morbid, but I had a great time. It’s like a moped meets a bike and shit it’s so fun.
Anyhoo, this mofo is so fun to ride, doesn’t kill my hip! I rode about 25 miles today and by the end of that the battery was at 80%. I went from my apartment to downtown all over Soma to the graveyard where my family and I will probably will be buried. Got some groceries and packed em in my backpack
When all the the Iran war stuff started, I got worried about gas and scarcity issues - i’ve always been a little bit of a prepper. So I stocked a closet with probably 3 months of food plus bought a few water jerry cans. But the selling point of the bike was a removeable 3k watt hr battery
Bought a dope ass ebike for a few reasons. Turns out I’ve got some bone spurs in my hips that are tearing all the soft tissues around them. I am often in pain. Yet still want to have fun and live my life. But riding my regular bike incapacitates me, and my apartment is at the top of 3 flghts o strs
only 2 days later mein gott im himmel i can get to new zealand for $1200, what the fuck is going on
Oh, shit. I forgot about this. I created a linocut of the main character, Sam Vineyard (or Sam Vines), of The Night That Finds Us All. I really love that character. I think I might have lost the lino plates in the divorce. Ugh.
sheesh, it's just $700 bucks to fly to dublin yeah, i don't think i'm gonna lock in that price
