John Lurie@johnlurie· 19d Everyone came to see the purple thing
John Lurie@johnlurie· Jul 15 Don't even think about fucking with us
John Lurie@johnlurie· Jun 17 Our Wolf Lady of the Wolf Flowers
John Lurie@johnlurie· May 26 "Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
John Lurie@johnlurie· Apr 24 Hey Habba Happatoo
this isn't on any record so I thought I would give people a chance to hear it
John Lurie@johnlurie· Apr 10 At the Botanical Gardens, the GoatHead people snubbed the Great Wildebeest.
The GoatHead people are worthless.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Apr 9 "Aww. Don't put your feet on the table."
John Lurie@johnlurie· Mar 4 Monk loved his garden. Sometimes he hated it.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Nov 20 Thanksgiving has been canceled.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Nov 11 The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
John Lurie@johnlurie· Nov 4 Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Oct 30 Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
John Lurie@johnlurie· Oct 25 Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Oct 10 Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
John Lurie@johnlurie· Sep 27 Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Sep 14 In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Sep 7 Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
John Lurie@johnlurie· Aug 4 Abandoned amusement park.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Jul 15 Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
John Lurie@johnlurie· Jun 10 Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
John Lurie@johnlurie· Jun 4 These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
