This feels like a trap.

🎵 Someday we’ll find it, the

My wife: It was on sale. The sale:

Can’t wait for the guys to see my new rock climbing outfit.

When the JCPenney photographer says to look casual.

“How do you do, fellow French people?”

I don’t know where they dig people up to work here.

It just was…off…

Finally figured out the solution to unwanted visitors.

You have to understand, a lot of things seemed extreme to us in the 90s. It was a more innocent time.

My face when I’m watching the news.

Book Gets Rave Review From People Trying To Sell You Book

If you’re going to mispronounce something, please do it correctly.

Is that a Kit Kat bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is it cars? I bet it’s cars.

I would consider this grounds for divorce.

🎵 Al-al-alamo 🎵

Think of all the tips lost.

Your outie trusts the accuracy of AI.

Same stylist?

Always read the fine print.

“I. Know how to use periods”

When I misread the signs and think my cat wants a nose boop.

Another unrealistic body standard for women.

I have no idea what they do in there, but I’m sure it’s fabulous.

Leeches applied upon request.