JPS

@johnpaulstadler

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JPS@johnpaulstadler· 29d

Today is @jematoi.bsky.social’s birthday! This is not a drill. Jem’s birthday has auspiciously fallen on #BCW AND #NHD and they are accepting images of other phallic food groups. Please respond (in)appropriately.

A candid photo of Jem in their birthday outfit, aka a human sized banana.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· 29d

Ain’t she a beaut? #hotbananadog

A hot banana dog, or, a banana I cut open to resemble a hotdog.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· 29d

It took all of my restraint not to put ketchup on my ‘nana. Happy Banana Check Wednesday cum National Hotdog Day! #BCW #NHD

John holds a banana that has been cut in such a way as to resemble a hot dog.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· 29d

Sorry about that, coach!

A screen grab of JPS paying Coach Jerry one penny more than PT on Venmo to hopefully cause drama as they embark on trips to Costco for the famous $1.50 glizzy. This post also includes a gif of a man stuffing his mouth with a hot dog.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· 29d

Btw, I’m not just a shitposter; I’m also a shitpayer. At JPS; you’re not goon-a like the way you feel. I guarantee it.

Screen grab of JPS paying PT $1.50 on Venmo with a Costco gif showing an elderly man holding a cardboard sign that reads “Keep Hot Dogs $1.50.”

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 14

New shirt just dropped. Bought this as a stress response to the stray bullet hitting our house, lol.

John in his yellow bathroom wearing a new striped short sleeve button up shirt. Stripe colors include pastel shades of pink, yellow, blue, and green.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 14

I fear I may be on fire.

My Pantone Birth Chart Palate is: Leo Sun (solar gold), Aries Moon (ember pulse), Aries Rising (torchlight red), Cancer Venus (pearl blush).

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 12

Bring back wearing hats on top of hats.

Throwback to John wearing a baseball hat on a baseball hat.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 12

Bought some paintings from the Scrap Exchange to do some art projects with. Taking suggestions for what I should do with them before I default to my M.O. of painting dicks all over them.

Three small abstract paintings are arranged around an aqua colored lamp.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 11

So many questions. If anyone needs any floatable key rings, I know a supplier.

An orange floatable key ring is held up in its packaging before a sign that reads “trash.”

9 floatable key ring sets sit on a hanging display at a store waiting to be bought, longing to float.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 11

Peet’s knows.

John at Costco holding a bag of Peet’s coffee beans with the bean type listed as Major Dick(asons).

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 9

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 9

It’s a Canadian tuxedo night.

John is seen in his yellow bathroom wearing a jean vest and jean shorts.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 8

“Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?” is a question we should stop asking. They can both be true.

There seems to be a banana in this guy’s shorts.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 8

My banana was hiding in the closet. #BCW

A forced perspective low angle shot of John in a closet holding a banana.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 8

Good morning. Burger Train and I are taking our morning perambulation before the intolerable heat arrives.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 6

True story: going to the gay bar saved my life. A stray bullet struck our back window and shot across our living room couch and into the drywall on July 4th night. I left for the gay bar at 10pm. On a typical night, I would have been sitting on this couch watching TV. Yay, America.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 4

Beach trip with the cuties!

John and Russ on the deck that looks onto the sound.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 4

Way ahead of you.

John’s drawing of a penis now features on the newly cleaning chalk board.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 4

Time to clear the board.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jul 1

Omg, it’s twins! Thanks for checking in on us (on Wednesday). Everyone is doing fine! #BCW

Man cradles conjoined twin bananas in the crook of his arm.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 29

So tru

Lady chillin at the pool table… coming soon to a bath house near you!

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 28

Don’t leave out your creeper John shot!

John walking in Raleigh. Photo taken stealthily by Jon from moving vehicle because Chad couldn’t figure out how to roll the windows down!

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 25

Tendencies mentioned!!!!

The cover of Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick’s book Tendencies.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 24

Banana Check Wednesday followed Return to the USA Tuesday, so we did some shopping. #BCW

The prized bananas are being checked out this Wednesday in front of all the other bananas.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 24

Can I say something about these very deceased prisoners of Kilmainham Gaol without everyone getting mad?

Tommy O’Reilly and Leo Fox sit together ina prison cell. O’Reilly’s arm is flung over Fox’s shoulder. Fox’s arms are crossed. Kilmainham Gaol, 1921.

The caption on the photo, which reads: “Tommy O’Reilly and Leo Fox relaxing in one of their cells, which they have personalized with pictures cut out from magazines.”

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 24

A trip highlight to be sure!

A small castle structure at The edge of the Cliffs of Moher.

The Cliffs of Moher with a small island in the distance and wildflowers in the foreground.

The end of the path granted us this vantage onto the Cliffs of Moher, which features the dark brown cliff walls receding to a vanishing point, the ocean below, and tall grass in the foreground.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 24

#edging at the Cliffs of Moher.

Cory and John at the Cliffs of Moher. The sky is overcast. The cliffs are steep. The grass is green.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 24

Ireland was very pretty. Glad we got out of Dublin for a day to see the Cliffs of Moher and learn a couple swear words in Irish from our tour guide Rowan.

JPS@johnpaulstadler· Jun 23

Keith Haring spotted at the Dublin airport!