He's literally, enthusiastically, doing the meme and then is shocked people keep centering their dunking on his take specifically Like come on dude, read the room!

I'm playing around with the Slate model configurator again, someone please stop me before I make bad decisions!

This man? This monster? Steer clear choom

Is it legal to post about shitbox cars enthusiasm and motorcycles on Bluesky the some things app Because that's all I got. Here, look at this safety orange donkey I'm very fond of

Some of these guys have seemingly never had the experience of revulsion after hearing their own voice recording and it shows

Not sure if this offer is still valid, but I sent $100 their way. Thank you for your incredible support!

counterpoint: Ferrari strategy

They can't keep getting away with it

He cannot keep getting away with this

Giving off real "the ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital" vibes with this one And with a similar reaction

You own a whole house yet not a single mirror for self reflection, huh?

"We know a thing or two because we've seen (or driven) a thing or two"

"READ THEORY" Tangentially related but we have a Model T that we take to parades and the like and my bp spikes when some old geezer starts quoting Henry Ford like some great depression era oracle Edsel Ford should've been allowed to shoot Harry Bennett in the street

I was told this weekend around an otherwise lovely campfire that my sibling thinks myself and their new post-divorce boyfriend will get along great because of "how you both think about big things" The things he thinks about? fluoride in toothpaste and essential oils, kill me

Sure man, whatever you say

What is your job and why aren't you doing it?

Horseshoe theory but it's

Cowards or fools

Spread thy word, and rejoice