Empress of the Internet

@johubris

Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her

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Empress of the Internet@johubris· 11d

12 year old me desperately desperately needed a best friend like this

Jo and Joanna put on makeup in the bathroom mirror

Empress of the Internet@johubris· 11d

The ball theme tonight is Stardust, 12 year old me would have killed for this dress

Empress of the Internet@johubris· 21d

If parents “ski” (spending kids’ inheritance) on luxury trips, what’s the abbreviation for spending your inheritance in advance on your apparently heart-shaped box? (I am incredibly lucky and privileged etc etc)

Empress of the Internet@johubris· 21d

Woo, a telescope is going to launch out of my snatch in less than one month’s time, hurray throwing money at a problem! Plus she’s giving me hormone patches NOW

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jul 12

@dimsie.bsky.social I’m so sorry I have to show you this

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jul 10

@melbailey.bsky.social I’m only on page 9 but Theodora is definitely gay right? “Room mate”

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 27

Has Simeon Brown traveled to Switzerland for govt reasons? I feel like he’d be the very special boy to get a happy meal twice. Otherwise who else do you think it was?

When
one
minister travelled to
Switzerland, he dined at the Café du Soleil a "sanctuary of melted cheese" famous for its fondue. Another minister, on a separate trip to the same country, twice visited McDonald's. Other receipts revealed meals at a Bavarian alehouse in Munich, a French bistro in Paris, and fine dining restaurants in the United States.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 26

Awww I love that people remember Chunky Brewster and that I’ll never stop being The Spokesvagina

An fb message that says “Joanna, I have my period right now and can I just mention that whenever I see a big clot, I think of you fondly”

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 24

When asked about the poll on Wednesday, Luxon responded: “We don’t talk about polls”.

Luxon participated in an interview with 1News yesterday for its story on the poll results.

When that was mentioned to him today, he said: “I spoke about it like I spoke about most polls.”

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 22

To be fair, the govt HAS had a huge effect on the cost of living. Just not in a good way

The May 2025 Growth Budget was met with scepticism, with a majority of voters saying it would make little or no difference to their cost of living.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 20

Ideal party position

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 19

Not only did Kris book us tickets with all the leg room for Shayne Carter & the NZSO but she also wordlessly handed me a tissue when I sobbed my way through ‘Randolph’s coming home’ so that’s A+++ friending right there

Extremely bisexual lighting for ‘If I were you’

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 19

@newimprovedtom.bsky.social

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 16

Oh look, my villain origin story! Little did I know!!!

Me six months ago saying I watched the first four episodes of heated rivalry and now it’s my whole personality.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 15

I have the best friends

Re: 11 June booking
Kia ora Jo,
Sorry I couldn't be there to host you for your dinner, but happy birthday for last week!
I'll be following up with the team today to hear how the evening went, but I did want to reach out and thank you for the incredibly generous koha from you and your cohort. For a group of 25, I think it may be one of the strongest private koha evenings we've hosted.
We're so grateful you chose to dine with us, and we'd be more than happy to host you and your friends again anytime.
Have a lovely week, Jo. No

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 14

Last year my birthday party theme was Post Apocalyptic Wasteland/Wonderland but I didn’t quite grasp how destroyed my life was about to become

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 13

1. I guess I need to be more choosy about the mushrooms I buy from now on 2. I am always surprised Lockwood is married to a woman 3. Lockwood still owes @newimprovedtom.bsky.social a colour television, dammit!

The major recipients
Among the largest beneficiaries are former MPs with successful business careers outside politics.
Former National Cabinet minister Philip Burdon and his wife, Rosalind, have claimed more than $200,000 through the scheme since 2014, making them the largest identified beneficiaries.
They have received travel subsidies every
year over that period.
Burdon served five terms as MP for Fendalton and qualifies for the maximum 90% rebate. After leaving politics, he returned to business and remains a director of Meadow Mushrooms, which he co-found-ed in 1970. The National Business Review estimated the Burdon family's wealth at $95m in 2019.
9 ho Dost the entitlement was
R
P

The next-largest beneficiaries are former Speaker Sir Lockwood Smith and his wife, Alexandra, who have claimed about
$175,000 since 2014.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 11

It’s meeeeeee

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 11

plus I made people do a quiz about me (and they tolerated it!), how many can you get?

it's a lot of pictures of dinosaurs and cupcakes and flowers and I can't be bothered typing it out tbh

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 8

right now, it's like this becasuse I read the Apogee fan fic and had to (What do you mean it makes no sense for them to be astronauts, they're Russian and North American, of course they're going to be astronauts gosh)

Homer Simpson in space eating potato chips, except instead of Homer it's Ilya Rozanov, and his mouth is open and his tongue is out and there are cartoon sperm flying around as well as potato chips

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 7

Ha!

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 7

I have always been good at rainbow capitalism

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 4

Finally Newstalk ZB gets something right

a screenshot of NewstalkZB facebook post that says "MOH confirmed decision approved by Seymour, the Ass... (see more)"

Empress of the Internet@johubris· Jun 2

I always think that @birbdog.bsky.social looks like a younger me when I was still cute. Maybe not quite like an 11 year old though

Young Joanna sits in a purple dress on a mountainside in Kurumaiyama, Japan in 1991. Her mother recommended the drop waist dress “to hide the fact that she doesn’t have a waist”. Joanna was 11.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 29

I’m going to borrow from Australian culture here to respond, since they’re much better funded, and reply to Goldsmith: Have a sook, cunt

"It's a funny thing at these awards,' Goldsmith said. "I get to listen, but I don't get to give a speech - presumably because they think that would start a riot." In her speech, Topp compared arts funding with increased defence spending, which included a $2.3 billion capital injection and a $1.2b boost in operational fund-
parison.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 28

Do words not mean anything anymore?

Butter chicken pie on the menu that offers “the authentic flavours of Italy”

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 27

I have never felt more seen

Ao3 summary: I have not found a job and therefore have had time to work on my life true purpose: gay fan fiction

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 26

Wait that was the exact colour mine was I think! Though lighting isn’t helpful here

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 20

Meanwhile in Saturday’s paper… someone should tell Willis “urging people to be mindful that not all “facts" they see are real.”

A National Party spokesperson says the

party has used Al-generated content from

"time to time" and strives to ensure that

content is marked as such.

But the party did not "condone

depicting real people in ways that could

be misleading or considered deepfakes".

"We do see this type of content from

others and expect we will see it during

the election campaign," the spokesperson

says, urging people to be mindful that not

all "facts" they see are real.

Empress of the Internet@johubris· May 17

Well?