“BAH GAWD”

I AM READY

IT’S GONNA BE A HOT ONE, Y’ALL AT THE HOME RUN DERBY REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR

But for real, this is the cutest picture

Every time I’m on the timeline, y’all are on the time line. Posting all the god d*mn in person Philly All Star week stuff. All the mascots, all the food, all the batting cages, all the players. I wanna go to the All Star events. I love baseball players.

1.5 GB?

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

AS ALWAYS, CHASE UTLEY

Sometimes I do deep dives on my makeup techniques. I love this thing on the eyebrows - listen, I need to an option to put in “I only have thin a** eyebrows. Please stop bullying me.”

No, no, you know what?

BEN. NO ONE CARES.

Holy f**k, someone go put this man in a pile of mulch and then bury him

KYLE IS GRAY 😭

What.

🚨porch goose update🚨: Lucy is ready for the pool

GOOD MORNING, ROCKIN WITH 🕷️ 🔥 TODAY

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN