James Somebody (@jololikejazz) · DIRTY

James Somebody

@jololikejazz

Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it. he/him.

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James Somebody@jololikejazz· 19d

Y’all… 😭 👯‍♂️ 🤣

@danicusrexx and me in a bathroom mirror selfie wearing very-nearly-matching brick red/vermillion short sleeve shirts and white shorts.

Also, we found a triplet (not pictured) at the movie theater lmao

James Somebody@jololikejazz· 20d

Rate the first date fit :3 category is: try and look fuckable

Me smiling and giving a peace sign in a dark red/orange shirt and cream white shorts in my bedroom mirror. There’s a mess on the bed behind me and a box on my dresser.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· 20d

describe your bluesky account with a single image

Black and white drawing of a dog hold a knife in its mouth. Edited text on top says “I am here to make friends,” edited text on bottom says “And to say faggot”

James Somebody@jololikejazz· 28d

What’s more perplexing: that @nixostorme.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social have this many copies of Juno, or that they’re not all next to each other

My friends’ dvd collection. There are four five different copies of Juno. They are not all next to each other.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jul 8

Spider-Man pointing at Spider-man meme.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jul 1

Idk why I didn’t think of this sooner 😭

Screenshot showing I muted the words “bubbel” and “skircle.” Y’all I am not mentally well enough to handle popularity games!

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 28

no, she threw the first brick at stonewall ⬇️

The gay kid from the movie school of rock making that sassy face he does. He’s in his white shirt, navy vest school uniform with tie and wearing a pink tailor’s measuring tape around his neck.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 28

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

The Herbert Bayer sculpture, “Articulated Wall.” It’s the big yellow sculpture you can see from 1-25 driving through Denver. My family called it “French Fry Tower.” I think most people call it the “noodle tower” or something.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 26

Wdym

Man in a messy room with bottles everywhere lying on a mattress looking at his apple laptop shirtless. It’s a meme.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 25

Honored by the implication that I’m in competition with you

Patrick Star leaning with an exaggerated “aww shucks” expression

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 23

My mood lately 😌

Three consecutive screen grabs from bobs burgers. First has the family and aunt Linda looking in a room and the dentist says “soundproof walls.” Then Gene stands in the doorway and says “I can tell anything I want, and no one can hear me!” Then the door is closed and the closed captions say “Gene (muffled): I love my friends!” But I edited friends on; the original quote is family. I spent way too long making this and lowkey don’t love my friends as much as when I started.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 15

Notification saying “No longer following bitch lasagna (american hole wizard)”

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 11

They’re married 🥹

Colby (standing) with his arm on Nico’s (sitting) shoulder, both beaming at each other. You can see Colby’s wedding ring 🥹

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 11

I’m not crying you’re crying (I’m sobbing) @nixostorme.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social I love you both so much and I am so happy for you. Congratulations 💞💞💞💞💞

Nico and Colby (handsomest men ever to live) processing? Proceeding? At their wedding. And Morgan’s hands and phone

Nico and Colby (handsomest men alive but you can’t see their faces as good, but look at Colby beaming 🥹) proceeding down the aisle at their wedding

Colby and Nico just before gay kissing and becoming husbands. Also Bill is the best man and Colby’s big head is blocking the view of them but their officiant Jeaux is also there and beautiful. And there are trees and nature.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 11

Rate my fit for @nixostorme.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social‘s wedding

Me standing awkwardly in the mirror I’m wearing clothes and a tie

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jun 10

QTP with your favorite protagonist in a video game that’s not Mario or Sonic

Neku from The World Ends With You

James Somebody@jololikejazz· May 5

Chat be fr should i get this for my slightly homophonic mom for mothers day

Ad from clickhole for purple t-shirt that says “I take full responsibility for my son being gay”

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Apr 30

Oh yeah? Even him???

Yoshi popcorn bucket ☺️

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Apr 22

If you see this, post your 4 favorite fire emblem characters!

Caspar von Bergliez from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Nephenee from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Ross from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

Nino from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Mar 27

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Mar 24

Who was your first porn crush? I, uh, was into twinks 🫣

Tommy Anders, Helix Studios model from back in the day, shirtless and squinting in the sun light.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Mar 9

Post in r/finalfantasyx by u/riskedbiscuit titled “Happy International Women’s Day!” Below is a four pane image. On the left side and top right corner are the beautiful Yuna, Rikki, and Lulu. In the bottom right is Anima. Anima is a horrifying eldritch monstrosity which, though sort of a woman in game lore, is not a woman in any sense that is shown visually without a lot of missing context.

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Feb 18

On it bb

An antique brass corkscrew that I’m going to use to give Miller a lobotomy so that he feels hot 😌

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Feb 13

QTP with your top N64 games

Donkey Kong 64 box art

Pokémon Stadium Box Art

Ocarina of Time box art

Diddy Kong Racing box art

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Feb 10

Cum covered smiley emoji

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jan 31

Tag urself

A picture from a book showing different maritime flags and their meaning

A zoomed in flag labeled Z I REQUIRE A TUG

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jan 30

Omg how did he know 😱

Screenshot of a single incoming message on a Sniffies chat, simply reading “Gay”

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jan 19

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jan 18

Devious emoji making a mischievous grin and rubbing his hands together

James Somebody@jololikejazz· Jan 16

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

A washed-out looking image of a cute little white and pink chibi animal (I think from animal crossing?) making a concerned face and sitting on a chair so you can see its little paws. Text on the top says “horny thoughts” and text on the bottom says “coochie throbbing”