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Jon Hendry

@jonhendry

Connecticut Mac / iOS developer since NeXTSTEP 2.x, currently taking care of a parent and cultivating an epic resume gap. Also interested in electronics, 3dprinting, and machining.

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Jon Hendry@jonhendry· 27d

Much like this story from 1991:

...the patient permitted me to remove his trousers, shorts, and two or three yards of foul-smelling stained gauze wrapped around his scrotum, which was swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit and extremely tender.

A jagged zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood, extended down the left scrotum. Amid the matted hair, edematous skin, and various exudates, I saw some half-buried dark linear objects and asked the patient what they were. Several days earlier, he replied, he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard. We x-rayed the patient’s scrotum to locate the staples; admitted him to the hospital; and gave him tetanus antitoxin, broad-spectrum antibacterial therapy, and hexaclorophrene sitz baths prior to surgery the next morning.

The procedure consisted of exploration and debridement of the left side of the scrotal pouch. Eight rusty staples were retrieved, and the skin edges were trimmed and freshened. The left testis had been avulsed and was missing. The stump of the spermatie cord was recovered at the inguinal canal, debrided, and the vessels lifated properly, though not much of a hematoma was present. Through-and-through Penrose drains were sutured loosely in site, and the skin was loosely closed.

Finding himself alone [at lunch], he began the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound close and resumed his work.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· 29d

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Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 13

Obscure item at a Silicon Valley swap meet that would be an idea gift for an defense attorney:

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 11

A photo of a Wigan kebab. A sandwich containing a meat pie and a layer of mushy peas and some other stuff.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 4

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 4

Or

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 2

Maybe? www.akc.org/expert-advic...

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 1

Considering Jason Torchinsky's theory of Cars anatomy, Car Hitler is disturbingly likely.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jul 1

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Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 29

He’ll always be “Mr Hoth Rebel” for me.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 27

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Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 23

Cartoonist David Squires at the Guardian draws him as a giant robot.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 19

Stephen here spent the day at the Mall and now look at him.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 19

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 18

The Charmings?

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 16

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 16

Big "ugly Nathan Bedford Forrest statue" energy (founder of the KKK, among other horrid things)

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 12

It works! Hooked up a 15” 4k lcd to my Mac using an inexpensive controller board.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 11

Just pick up a 5 liter jug of personal lube and find a bathtub.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 9

Just an obscure little film called Schindler’s List.

Ralph Fiennes as an SS officer in Schindler’s List. A Totenkopf symbol is prominent on his uniform collar.

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· Jun 1

Check out the book "Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees" It's like "Richard Scarry does Dexter"

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· May 30

AND the Way-Outs

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Jon Hendry@jonhendry· May 23

This is like if Subway really ran the ad campaign that was in The Onion

Jon Hendry@jonhendry· May 22