Joni Celeste ✨

@joniceleste

“Vancouver” based * 31 * Extremely lapsed Catholic, still a lover of Mary queer like QUEER Kiss me: Joniceleste.squarespace.com

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Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· 16d

If you watched this episode of Wishbone you actually dont need to watch the Nolan version of the Odyssey you've already consumed the peak version

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· 18d

Something about the way i feel and look after you fuck me for hours ❤️‍🔥

A mirror selffie of Joni (a white plus sized brunette femme) in a pair of black shorts and a white tshirt. She is sitting with open legs on a white half-made bed. She looks flushed and tousled and glowy

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· 23d

Hi its my 31st birthday! I will be spending it getting kissed by my girlfriends, being held by the river and blowing kisses at the moon. I love making Meaning with you out of thw vast and creative potential of life's Meaninglessness 💖 Oh and my favourite flowers are pink, yellow and orange roses

Joni (a white plus sized femme) is reading a copy of John Paul Sartres Existentialism Is A Humanism on a bright blue bed in a black beret, a very cropped black t-shirt and a black g string with a series of small gold chains. She is also wearing black knee socks and she is laying on her front, feet kicked up and criss-crossed, looking cheekily at the camera with her fingers on her lips. You want to book her to do all sorts of things with you!

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jul 9

Me: that was so hot Im just gonna go to the bathroom and clean up Me in the bathroom:

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jul 6

Something for the belly loving boys!

A mirror selfie of Joni, she is pulling her black bikini bottoms down to show her belly

A mirror selfie of joni ! She is wearing a Grey denim tank top and black bikini bottoms.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jul 4

She is The Blueprint

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jun 30

I hope you're getting ready to see me, because I have been fantasizing about what I will let you do to me for some time now 💖

Joni is on a bed in a white lace nightgown, holding her legs, looking at the camera expectantly

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jun 11

You need a lift baby?

A Polaroid of joni sitting on a motorcycle

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jun 8

Being pretty in front of a sparkly gold curtain for your enjoyment 💖 Did it work?

Joni - a white plus sized femme woman - sits in a black lace dress in front of a sparkly gold curtain. Her hands are in her thick curly brown hair and she looks directly in the lens and pouts

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jun 5

Beautiful new nails with my beautiful girl @aylakara.fun 🥰🌷💅

Two different hands in front of a rose bush. One has a long set of pink chrome nails and the other has a baby blue set of almond nails.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Jun 1

I am going to have you in my bed soon. I already feel in my heart the way you're planning on seeing me. I am making myself ready and soft and supple and open for you until you're with me 🌷 @sh-photography.bsky.social shot this on a disposable film camera and its so fucking perfect

Joni - a plus sized white femme woman - is on her knees on a bed. Her left side faces the camera and she looks over her shoulder at the camera. She is holding a white lily behind herself

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 27

An image of Fire Dance by Joseph Tomanek which is a painting where a bunch of feminine looking creatures are dancing around a fire while a weird lil guy (fawn) is like smoking in the left corner or playing a pipe maybe

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 27

Mind of a pervert in the body of a Goddess ❤️‍🔥

Joni - a plus sized white brunette femme with curly brunette hair - is posing standing on a bed. Her arm rests on the headboard and her other hand is in her hair. She looks bright and curvy and angelic.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 18

The Sex Goddess I serve is relentless in her demand of worship but also generous in her favour. It could be 2026 AD in Vancouver or it could be 2026 BCE in Sumeria but Her needs are the same and so are yours. Girls like me are always the temple and I am preparing myself for your supplication.

Joni - a white plus sized femme woman with curly long brown hair ! Kneels on the floor in a sheer white dress and sheer white veil. Her hands are in her hair/the veil and she is pictured in spotlight in a way that looks angelic

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 11

Riding off into the sunset tonight!! I'll be out of town and unavailable until May 16! I'm looking forward already to the sexy stuff in my calendar for next week 🤩 Miss me!

Joni (a plus sized white brunette femme woman) holds a Jerry can like a purse and poses in front of a motorcycle. She is looking into the distance

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 6

Here to give you respite from the unbearable burden of Being 💖

A mirror selfie of Joni - a white plus sized brunette femme woman - she sits on a wooden floor in a black string bikini and thigh high shiny black platform boots.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 5

Love this picture, can't think of anything pithy to say about it. When are we hooking up?

Joni - a white plus sized brunette femme woman - in a sheer lace dress on her knees: bending backwards. She is wearing a wedding veil for some reason and the veil is touching the floorbecause of her backbend. Her right are ir up and holding her head so ther right elbow is closest to the centre of the frame. Its a dark room where she is otherwise glowingly lit, she looks ethereal and romantic but also tried in a hot way

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· May 2

Where are you taking me this weekend?

Mirror selfie of Joni (a white plussized brunette femme) squatting in front of the mirror wearing a black string bikini and black thigh-high platform boots. She looks sultry and for some reason she added a lens flare to the picture

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 28

Just a reminder that I offer anal services with my PSE tier if you book a minimum of 90 minutes! I love all sorts of penetration play and I am yearning for lovers who love the same!

Jonis big round ass looks round and grabbable and touchable and PERFECT

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 22

Its warming up maybe we could sit outside while you work on your hobbies and teach me about them? I like hearing about anything that makes your eyes light up 🌟

Joni sitting on her coat in a driveway littered with auto tools and a motorbike. Her long curly hair falls.over her right shoulder as she looks in the camera.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 18

He said "we gotta keep doing hand stuff only because if I fuck you I'll fall in love with you" thank gid tho cause hand stuff is kinda my favourite so I dont mind either way 🥰

Joni -a white plus sized brunette femme- in a black linen dress with black thigh high stocking sitting with her legs open on a teal blue bed

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 15

This is a post about how I am sexy and fuckable and I look great in any outfit or room and there's really no reason to delay spending time with me or on top of me 🌟

Joni - a gorgeous plus sized white femme- poses on a green couch in a white lace dress and white shiny gogo boots.she holds a white chrysanthemum in her hand and the light shines off her cheeks in a way that looks painted by a Renaissance artist.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 10

Social opportunity: Any of the Chantal Ackerman retrospective screenings at the Cinemateque + 1 hr g f e $450 (plus cost of tickets) Priority bookings for Je Tu Il Elle, Toute Une Nuit and Golden Eighties

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 8

All dressed up and up to hot stuff with hot people

A mirror selfie of Joni in a black lace bodysuit

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 6

My lovers know how to give gifts I love 🥰🥰 thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Apr 2

hang out with your hot friends and take slutty pictures on film and then the porn goddess will bless you with beautiful and accidental double exposures 📸 @sh-photography.bsky.social

A double exposure photo of Joni in a white sheer dress holding flowers

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Mar 27

Feeling slutty and beloved in my sluttiness these days 💕 Thank you to all my bedpartners 💖 your opening up with me and letting me see your most wanton, pleasure-driven selves inspires me to give you deeper satisfaction. Thank you for keeping up with me and pushing me further into perversion always ❤️‍🔥

Joni - beautiful white plus size femme- is seated on a green velvet couch with her legs kicked out beside her white shiny gogo boots. She's wearing a sheer white lace nightie and her brown curly hair looks soft and touchable as it falls around her face. She is touching her full lips with her fingers and her long white nails.

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Mar 24

Angels are real and one of them is here to answer your prayers ~ take what you need from my body and heart, I'm your land of milk and honey 🍯😇

Im sitting on a bed, turned to the side and up against the headboard wearing a white lace nightie and making eye contact, begging you to come to bed

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Mar 19

How would you comfort this runaway bride?

Joni - a white plus sized femme - sitting on the floor of a vintage hotel room in a white lace dress, shiny white gogo boots and a white veil. A broken bouquet of flowers is in her arms, between her legs and on the floor

Joni Celeste ✨@joniceleste· Mar 17

This one's for the dykes and queers