This weeks Onion centerfold, reminiscent of Mad Magazine.

Just some of the flowers growing in my garden

I love that name. Here’s Teddy.

First eggplants going into the oven for eventual Romainian eggplant salad. Recipe courtesy Russ and Daughters

How much you wanna bet that it’s at least twice that number and he’s asking for billions more and more weapons????? To what end? They fucking started it, NOT Iran.

I’d love to put this in there

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It’s definitely NOT ai. It’s easy to find out with a simple search like this one in Naples

I agree. And then there’s the former paper of record, the NYTimes, bending the knee, such as they did today. Note the last two words of the headline.

Yes, that’s a lone star tick, that I just pulled off before it completely attached itself. Ugh. Definitely don’t want alphagal syndrome.

That DOES NOT look like a slow but steady rise in hirings, in fact, it’s the opposite. Did they even look at the graph they posted???

So, the NYTimes, in their urge to get their propagandist jobs report out posts this headline: And then posted a graph which contradicts EVERYTHING in their article. “Continues at a steady but slow pace”. No, hirings are declining, NYTimes. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST

Yep. About sums it up.

USA Today should rename itself American Propaganda Today after this shitty, biased and racist headline: Celebrating Elon becoming a trillionaire as an “American success story” while calling the Obama center a failure “built on their own egos and our money”. Ahem, it was built 100% privately

My brother, who’s not really politically involved, became a maga back in 2020. I know this because he kept sending me cryptic messages which were meant to push my buttons. We don’t really speak a lot. After the Knicks won I said “hey, how about that!” His response? Notice how he says “Europeans”

Thanks, Teddy, for digging up the little patch of grass I was trying to repair

He’s not a visionary, he’s a cunt

Jupiter and Venus aligned in the western sky over the eastern seaboard. 30 miles off Cape Cod

Lauren Sánchez is further proof that even with the most money in the world some people have too much surgery. Jeesh WTAF did she do to her face????

I see your cute dog and raise you another cute dog

We’ve been caring for this almost 5 week old kitten, since she came to us at 67 grams. She’s now around 500 grams which is insane.

America, where The Onion has headlines that make perfect sense and then there’s The Washington Post that comes up with this doozy

Her malocclusion is difficult to see 😂

That’s how it looks from above. It’s all affordable housing.

Hey, fellow pet parent friend, it gets easier with time. Trust me. My wife and I had to let our almost 17 year old most perfect dog ever go back in May 2021. It was EXTRAORDINARILY difficult the first four months. January 2022 Teddy arrived. We still cry for Bentley. We also lost 3 cats in that time

I love when people here post something like “breaking news” with a picture of headline not stating where it came from or the source. Figures these are the most antisemitic EU nations.