jordan 🍖💧

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jordan 🍖💧@jordo· 23d

a screenshot of a comment on a tablature for the HIM song The Cage from 2005. it reads:

I'm a great fan of HIM and I hate your tab, ass!

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· 23d

i hope you get back to feeling normal real soon slime queen!

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· 24d

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· 25d

happy bappy jorb!!!!

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· 26d

A screenshot of a headline from The Guardian. It reads:

John Fetterman says he would leave Democrats if they became ‘anti-Israel’
His comments come after 103 House Democrats backed an unsuccessful bid to halt billions in military aid to Israel

Israel’s support among Democrats is starting to buckle

a screenshot of the famously memed "stop. don't. come back." sequence in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 11

windows recently installed bad noise cancellation on everyone's computers without saying anything; if you record or stream check your input device in sound properties and make sure "audio enhancements" is disabled.

a screenshot showing windows audio settings for an input device. the section "audio enhancements" has been underlined in red to emphasize that this is the setting that needs to be disabled

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 9

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 7

so DNA changes in sperm caused air pollution, got it

a screenshot of a headline on The Guardian that reads "Air pollution linked to DNA changes in sperm, research shows"

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 7

hey @schumer.senate.gov thanks for making sure this situation came to fruition just as everyone knew it would, good job sticking by your man it really paid off!!

Democrats begin pulling endorsements for Graham Platner after sexual assault allegation

A slew of Democratic lawmakers and public figures have begun withdrawing endorsements of Graham Platner after a report that a woman accused him of sexual assault.

Democratic senator Ruben Gallego called the allegations “troubling and deeply serious” in a social media post, adding that he will rescind his endorsement.

Former Democratic National Committee interim chair Donna Brazile said that “it’s time for Mr. Platner to step aside and be replaced by July 13th”.

Representative Ro Khanna called the allegations “very serious and credible”, also calling on Platner to drop out from the race. “I am withdrawing my endorsement,” Khanna wrote in a post on X.

As of Monday, Platner had canceled a handful of campaign town halls planned in Maine.

source: the guardian

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 5

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 3

really hate this trend in the mister fpga world. i would rather no core at all!

a screenshot from retroRGB, it reads:

A MiSTer FPGA core for Konami’s System 573 arcade system is under development. It was developed using Claude AI and can currently run the game Hyper Bishi Bashi Champ. The graphics are garbled but the audio is fully functional. The System 573, based on PlayStation hardware, was primarily used for Konami’s Bemani music games, including Dance Dance Revolution.

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 2

ugliest guitar ever made?

cooper and chris from alamo music in san antonio, tx posing with the martin american flag bald eagle guitar

a close up shot of the martin HD-28 Semiquincentennial acoustic guitar, of which there are thankfully only 250 in existence. it's like a regular acoustic guitar except instead of wood grain, the top has post card-lookin' artwork of a bald eagle flying over a susan b anthony flag and a drawing of Independence Hall where the declaration was signed

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 2

alright and here’s with the cover off you perverts

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 1

glamour shot

a hand-painted green guitar pedal with two black knobs up top, a silver footswitch near the bottom, and the symbol from an important ring in Twin Peaks in the center. there is also a non-functional LED.

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jul 1

Alright folks, here it is: the Tulpa! Going from zero knowledge of soldering or electronics to a working pedal from absolute scratch was a real journey. The LED doesn't work because I soldered it backwards! Painting aluminum is a nightmare! Troubleshooting circuits is also a nightmare! But it works!

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 29

happy six years to shorter games/worse graphics!

a screenshot of the original tweet, which reads:

i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 28

a screenshot from an episode of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, the subtitle has been altered to read:

"In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality."

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 25

i was talking about sony here but it applies to microsoft just as much. still no plan!

well, now the box is too expensive. amazon won't even show you the $899 price tag on a PS5 Pro until you put it in your cart. so what's the plan? you can't shove more polygons in there because people can't afford the polygons you've already got. we're on year six, they have to be considering this.

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 23

a screenshot of a previous post of mine. it reads:

xbox just really has no idea what to do. the only original IP they have left is forza, the hardware is too expensive, no one is interested in cloud STILL despite 10+ years of various companies demanding that actually people want it (they don't), nobody wants the AI, they just really have *nothing*

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 20

george clooney singing into a microphone in the film 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?', the subtitle at the bottom reads "I do be a man of constant sorrow"

jordan 🍖💧@jordo· Jun 20

almost dying on the highway was worth it because my aunt surprised me with my grandmother's guitar. it's nothing crazy/rare, but granny died when i was three and i don't have anything that connects us so directly. my dad said "granny gave you a belated birthday present" and i almost started crying