Here's the un-glitched version for a monochrome monday post and yes

Google photos has been glitching hard as of late, but this actually does look sick as hell

I have the least cruisy gym in the world so I have to cruise myself.

Hip thrust machine is becoming my new gym selfie spot

I only have a half day of work today before heading out to a cabin for the weekend. Posting cock to celebrate.

Celebrating hump day with what might be my favourite butt picture I've taken in ages

#tummytuesday? Don't mind if I do.

I do like this one. It also makes me want to go back to the mustache.

Such a great bridge! When I lived in Edinburgh I'd always get so excited whenever I got the chance to take the train across. I have way too many photos of it.

Nearly missed posting for penis friday

good night

There's something very uncomfortable about a hip thrust machine that faces directly at a wall of mirrors.

Hot and hazy

It finally happened: I wasn't able to go to the gym for the last two weeks and I actually had a craving to exercise.

I got to see an iceberg this weekend and it's one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. Newfoundland rules.

It's too early for it to be this bright

It's that time of vacation where I no longer know what day it is

Hotel lighting but I forgot to wipe down the mirror so it's lightly censored

Ya boi (me) has barely had alcohol in the past nine months and is now kinda drunk off three beers. AMA. Answers will be provided within 5 to 7 business days.

But actually it's a v nice view

Great view from the hotel window

Turns out the gym is way more enjoyable at night with no one around than at 6 am with twenty other people fighting for space at fifteen machines.

Gotta show bush for pride

Please enjoy my standard mirror selfie, but with one (1) singular chrome for monochrome monday.

Happy penis friday everyone

It's nearly 30 degrees out so this is obviously the only appropriate work attire.

Pit stop

A belated tummy tuesday from my late night gym session

I really fell off with the posts the past few weeks but you all deserve to see my dick and/or chest more often, so here you guys go

Get yourself a man who makes you pulled pork eggs benny