josemonkey
@josemonkey
Using OSINT and geolocation methods, I figure out where people's videos were recorded (when they ask me to do that)
By Redfin's fairly broad definition in the official rules, I believe that I would be considered a "Professional Geo-Location Analyst" and therefore not eligible to participate - or help others!
Just fyi, if you buy Chad nuggets, he frequently sends a thank you video in return. He just recorded this one for our buddy James who likes to make sure your boy Chad doesn’t go hungry.
My YouTube Year in Review is convinced I’m a world traveler because I’m watch a lot of city walkthroughs, travel vlogs, etc. More often than not, I’m trying to learn to pronounce a city name or trying to verify what a location oooks like 😝 I felt that this award seemed appropriate, though!
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Is it just me, or does Strands sound as if it’s being a bit insincere - sarcastic even? - with its opening remarks? 😅 “Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?”
In an upcoming video, and I talk about Lowe's and Home Depot being competitors. I was playing around w/different silly visuals to put on-screen for that part, and I got the crazy idea to make a Clash Royale style battle screen. I decided not to use it for the video, but here it is 😝
New #behindthescenes video is available for paid members on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/behind...
Guess who’s verified on TikTok? Not me! 😫 I have requested verification eight (!) times over the last couple years, and I’ve seen the rejection message every time. So I decided to make it into a t-shirt 🤷♂️
My YouTube channel reached 27k subscribers recently, so that was kinda cool 😊 Idk if that channel will ever be as big as my TikTok, but I’m still glad people enjoying watching there, too.
I cannot even fathom how they could miss the mark this badly. Do I look like a good person to sell people a hair curler?
ICYMI: My friend Karen (aka, Lettering by Karen) made a fancy new find me sign and asked me to find her again... so I did!
This is getting really annoying. Again?! TikTok’s robots are the DUMBEST
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I'd love to get this one, but sadly the smallest size available is XL 😕 But honestly, that's pretty on-brand for Porkins. RIP, you absolute legend. www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
Once again, my appeal for the incorrectly flagged content was approved, but with this bullshit message that indicates that maybe the content is still somehow restricted to certain groups? 🤷♂️ So stupid. Hardly matters now - this video is dead in the water thanks to this.
Ugh. TikTok’s broke-ass algorithm is suppressing my video again today. The robots have imagined use of adult substances in my video 🤦♂️ Great job, robots.
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional. Strands #476 “Fragrant abuse” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵
Lots of people don't watch all the way until the end of my videos, and that means they're missing out on the occasional "post-credits scene" 😝 How many of you caught me and Chad on-screen together in yesterday's video?
My next "Find josemonkey" #geolocation challenge will be available in a few days on TikTok and YouTube, but paid members on my Patreon get early access starting now! www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #OSINT
Someone asked me if i knew anything about some sort of easter eggs in Google Street View related to hidden water melons. I had never heard of this, so I tried searching "google maps watermelon." The AI answer doth protest too much, methinks 😂 I didn't even mention the phrase "easter egg," Google!
If the quickness of the spread of the phrase "to crash out" has taught me anything, it's that Gretchen Wieners was just born at the wrong time. If she were in high school now, she TOTALLY could make "fetch" happen.