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Josephine Jellybean

@josephinejellybean

She/they 🏳️‍⚧️ British, residing in New Orleans. In potentia.

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Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· 25d

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· 26d

A dictionary definition of disorder, which does not reference any concept of typicality.

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 13

Me, walking through the halls of Congress

A scene from Buffy where Willow is impersonating Vampire Willow in The Bronze, and telling one of her underlings "you know, he's been gone for a while. Why don't you go check on him?"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 5

A shot from the song in the monorail episode of The Simpsons, edited to read "not on your life, my Bluesky buddy"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 4

The classic Jeb meme featuring Jeb Bush in front of a map projecting him sweeping all 50 states, except his head has been replaced with King Charles', who is wearing an Anglican Archbishop's mitre

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 3

Roy Batty in a flat cap smoking a cig, saying "Ere, I've seen things ye wunt believe! C beams an that. All these moments, like dog piss in t rain"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 2

LMFAO (Kelsey is great tho she just loves sports)

After a USA victory in the World Cup, Stone Cold Jane Austen warns "get ready for four straight days of insufferable Yanks" while directly below in the time line Kelsey yells "West Virginiaaaaaaaaa"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jul 2

A dolphin, uttering the quoted post

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 30

There are cat hedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Multicoloured, polyhedral statue of a cat sat with an outstretched paw, on a red tablecloth

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 28

FUCK

Panel 5 of the OP comic, captioned "I don't remember lying but I feel like I'm tricking everyone" featuring a trans woman holding a sign reading "don't worry, I'm ashamed" asking another woman in a checkout line "Do you consent to me being here?" while the other woman confusedly responds "what"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 28

Hans Moleman sat in a theatre seat with the Simpsons fonted caption "I was saying White extinction"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 25

If you didn't already block Slate: bsky.app/profile/slat...

Scumsucking Nazi apologism in one shit eating question: "Was the LGBTQ+ movement's pursuit of visibility a mistake?", with the facetious and fallacious subhead "it's a thorny - but necessary - question". And just in case you didn't get the point the image is a Time magazine cover featuring Laverne Cox and the headline "the transgender tipping point" against a trans flag background. Because dog whistles just aren't loud enough these days

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 21

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 15

The myth of consensual sex meme which originally featured Jesus saying "I don't!" next to two cuddling people both saying "I do". In this instance it has been modified to read "the myth of consensual toppings", with one cuddle replaced by a Subway sandwich artist with a pile of toppings in front of him, and the role of Jesus being played by an exterior shot of a Subway restaurant.

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 7

Top comment on the reddit thread for every question I've ever needed answered 😐

The top comment is a deleted comment by a deleted used, with the sole reply being OP saying "thank you! So helpful. Smiley face"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Jun 4

This but for tracking my book deliveries

The big board with the flashing lights from Dr Strangelove

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 30

"serious males"

A Goodfellas poster edited to read 'Serious Males'

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 29

I would rather the people of Texas hold their candidates to account, because that is a prerequisite of democracy.

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 28

The "is this a pigeon" meme, reading "is this the American Dream?"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 27

SNL Jeopardy sketch with Sean Connery giving the answer "Suck it Trebek", 'suck' being an S word. (Yeah, I mashed two punchlines together, what are you gonna do?)

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 27

The meme offering a child two paths: one towards a shining palace on a sunny hill labeled "bourgeois frivolity", and one haunted manor on a dark, stormy precipice labeled "leftist fun"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 19

The classic weeaboo strip from the seminal webcomic Perry Bible Fellowship, but with each instance of "weeaboo" changed to "isekai"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 18

Fuck yeeeeeah 😌

The cover of a freshly delivered second hand copy of the first volume of the Nausica manga by Hayao Miyazaki

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 9

A tired meme about a tired person being told "Babe! It's 4pm, time for your neoliberal deja vu" and replying "Yes honey"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 6

The mood: #deflated #balloon #starshiptroopers #art #selfportrait

Ink sketch of the artist as a deflated balloon with Neil Patrick Harris from the end of Starship Troopers with his hand against my large forehead, saying "It's afraid"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· May 4

The birb app gave us laser swords for May the 4th so naturally I went full Dagobah 😌

A screenshot of a home in Finch, an adorable self care app where you dress a wee bird and their home. This birb is all green and wearing a red Jedi robe, green hood and cape, holding a green laser sword, and is stood in a home with a blue floor and jungly wallpaper with various fitting accoutrements to suggest Yoda's home. There is even a lil animated stack of rocks!

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Apr 29

post a meme you made

The Key & Peele A-A-Ron line but it's Dunk from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms pointing at a bloodied Aerion saying "Ya done messed up, A-E-Rion!"

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Apr 27

A meme of Rykard from Elden Ring with Labour leader and PM Kier Starmer's face superimposed, and the modified catchphrase "We shall devour the Labour Together!!!" with Together capitalised, in reference to the faction which has been busy devouring the party for its own blasphemous ends

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Apr 23

Josephine Jellybean@josephinejellybean· Apr 23

Okay so this is lovely

An image made using the link below, spelling out Josephine using a series of satellite photos of natural features which resemble letters

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