Pittsburgh’s Okayest Divorce Lawyer
@joshallenbergesq
FKA Legally Jewish, AKA Josh. Burned out litigator. Fighter for the people. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. Free Palestine. Ex/Alum: USAF, NSA, Carlow, Duquesne Law 💛🤍🖤💜
TLC in 1994: 13 year old white working poor me: goddamn right
Hey so @lucyinpgh.bsky.social and I solved why our marriage wasn’t working out.
Earlier today I resolved an emergency for a client. Did really good work. Now I’m raging to loud Olivia Rodrigo like the basic white girl I am at heart, snuggled up to my cat Karen. And trying to resurrect the Pirates in The Show. It could be worse.
There are two bowls here. Yet Jack and Karen fight over one of them while juju waits patiently
I set my wallpaper to rotating pictures of my cats and this is one of the best
Okay, MPP raising the cup got me a bit teary
Amy Gladhill’s outfit here looks like the Air Force tiger stripes they went to after BDUs
Wonderful time with @kylied87.bsky.social at the Draft! Tried to get to the fountain but it was sadly roped off.
Cleaning out old storage and found my law school blue book
Spotify coming at me like a hypersonic missile
Imagine trying to tell people you’re the most badass dude in special forces and yet you look like you should be doing taxes. Unreal.
Look at this cat you guys. He had a blast today
I’m just a cat mom, taking my son for a walk on a sunny Saturday morning