Josh Petri (he/him)
@joshpetri
Head of Communications, Bluesky Social. former journalist and outdoor industry person. always an organic life form.
if your business makes a cool sound you should be required by law to name It after that sound
if there is a real person with "lol@nope.com" out there i am so sorry for how many "thanks for subscribing!" emails i have sent your way
wide leg pants are back but Big Soccer doesn't have the guts to bring these back
this absolute unit just swam up to me and told me he made $17 million on spacex today and he’s all fucked up on fish. legend.
I highly suggest moving to Oregon and immediately making friends with the owners of a berry farm.
It was an absolute pleasure to have @repdexteror.bsky.social join @bikebusworld.bsky.social this morning!
update: I lost. someone paid $975 for this absolute fucking abomination.
real men cry and spend money when their friends make bumper stickers
my kindergartner was tasked with making the grocery list and her only question was “which store are we going to?”
freshly lubed, filmed and spring-swapped cherry mx2a blacks need a 60% board to call home…
it wouldn’t stop playing so I opened it (carefully, for I am a wise man) and of course it was full of glitter. Anyways, what’s the best prank you’ve ever played by mail because this requires a response.
