Emperor Joshua Norton II
@joshuanortonii
Emperor of the Internet. An ongoing proclamation: The internet is for those who strive to be better today than they were yesterday. The rest can log off and fuck off. Bigotry is a huge no. Cishet wereman.
Did you know there is no law against celebrating #makeaterriblecomicday any day you want? That's right, for some you, Make a Terrible Comic Day is a once a year holiday. But for me, it's now Tuesday! (As always, blame @ironspike.bsky.social for creating this monster.)
Oh, and I am also on this list, which I presume is about some show or other. I have absolutely no clue. Apparently it's fascist to either hate a show/comic/game (no idea which it is) or love a show, or hate it the wrong way? I dunno, you tell me.
17 years later, here is the followup, completely canon*! *Completely headcanon, that is.
BONUS BONUS PANELS!!! Suck on that, all you "professional" cartoonists that only puts up one bonus panel in your comic. I bring three!
I said earlier today I lacked the spoons to participate in #makeaterriblecomicday But soon after, I had something inside me that I just had to get out. Something truly, truly terrible... I'm so sorry.
And you can also mix your own comic strips, and end up with what I consider to be a very typical day in the lives of Tycho and Gabe:
He also has time to make new accounts to defend himself. Sorta. Kinda. He's clearly not good at hiding it's him. Nor is he good at defending himself.
Also, wait a second. Waaaait a goddamn fucking second. Her birth name is Anne-Claire?!?!?!
But I assume you agree that it kind of blows (heh) to have this happen. Oh, while we're at it, a couple of screenshots after the song with Arc in Archaia. The first is what initially happened, the second when I loaded the auto-save. Playing the Switch version, by the way.
Hello there, @iridiumstudios.bsky.social . So, a quick note. It appears as if it is literally impossible for me to get anything done here. The bush stops me from getting to the other side of those flute fragments, and thus I simply cannot continue.
Is this a good time to once again repost this Something Positive strip that Dear Uncle Randy made a few years back? Answer: Unfortunately, it is. It shouldn't have to be, but it is.
Hey, @9to5mac.com , it took me, an absolutely nobody account, roughly 20 minutes to completely devastate you in terms of positive engagement. Why are you even on Bluesky? The shareholders of Apple sure as hell aren't. This is not a place for sloppy PR work that denegrates artists. Go away.
It's official: The flowers in Super Mario Wonders can fart:
A Nintendo Hard level that you either do pretty much perfectly while making it look easy... Or you die. No in between.
Now look here, if you are going to attack me this hard, you can at least lie to me and say it's a good colour. You know, to take the sting off.
Well, didn't take long for @penny-arcade.com to essentially produce the perfect response to this racist AI slop that the techdudebtos are masturbating to. @cwgabriel.bsky.social might have gotten herpes, but NVidia and Digital Foundry clearly have third stage syphilis.
All the "Clear Fruit" variants are pretty sugary, but this "Berry Delight" is pretty sugary in all the right ways. Sure, the slightly strange flavour is not in any way reminding me of any real fruit. Don't care. If I want flavoured sugar water in a bottle, this flavour is what I will get.
This Calpico (from Japan) promises a "citrusy flavour". And a very sweet and vaguely citrusy flavour is what you get. If you like something like Mello Yello but think the carbonation makes it too "spicy", try this non-carbonated variant, I guess. Me, I'd rather have a proper lemonade.
Some drinks I have tried: First, this concoction of orange juice, lemon juice, and ginger. I did not buy this for the supposed immuno effects. Vitamin C is important for scurvy, but it's effects on other illnesses has, to put it mildly, been exaggerated. I bought this to try the taste.
Urgent news for @gailsimone.bsky.social ! The Brits are now spreading their favourite way of making tea! Just look at this sign at Costco!
@tiffanytroia.bsky.social , can you dig a woman doing this?
While not as good as the first two, there are some decent moments in Octopath Traveler 0:
Why is there no button to search for available wifi here?
The time @cwgabriel.bsky.social managed to achieve his ultimate goal when playing co-op with Tycho, and then no longer had any reason to play any more video games ever:
Comimg in late here, because I remember this poem well, but barely the movies at all. And thumbing randomly through the LOTR tonight, lo and behold, I stumbled upon this passage (it must have been fate, or maybe the spirit of Lady Galadriel guided my hand):