Frank Nitti wore it better (and was arguably more competent)

So, how much seasoning are you supposed to use for a black cat?

Evening sir, do you have a moment to talk about.....

Calcifer loved him too, despite evidence to the contrary....

Every wedding is better with a knife.

Certainly living up to the hype....

O'Reilly books are getting a little weird....

"you uh...want some help with those tacos?"

Did someone say "park"?

they're just going to play Behind Enemy Lines for Trump in his little war room and tell him it's the mission aren't they...

claude is apparently the new 'curl | bash'.....

They just want to take all the joy out of christmas....

Hey @kat.lol, Amye said we should talk but I'm here and don't see you....

I haven't shipped packages in a while... How many stamps do I need to put on the box?

This was too good not to share...

Can I propose we let them solve their dispute by borrowing a plot device from the world they seem intent on building?

Helping is gonna taste fantastic.

Time to see if the traditional summoning spell works in the other direction.... Hey @amye.org, am I doing this right?

It's pronounced

I mean....

I neglected to post this yesterday, but big shout out to these two, who were very willing to help deal with the extra turkey and mashed potatoes so we didn't have to package so many leftovers.

So I can claim this is a bug instead of me just ignoring my inbox? EXCELLENT!

So many to choose from...

You owe me a dollar.

These pictures don't do justice to just how massive the PDX No Kings march is.

I... uh... yes.

Gonna need that flimsy little keyboard overlay to show you the shortcuts....

Forgive me bluesky, for I have sinned...

Portland's graffiti is sometimes pretty epic...