Or, say, after you take a hero dose on the way into Phish and this motherfucker shows up a half hour later and ruins your night. But, get him back to the campsite at set break, let him run around a bit, piss 600 times, walk like five miles in circles, stare at a fire until sunrise, it all works out.

I saw this so now you have to, too.

I also always thought these fake covers were so funny.

A child returned and was given a popsicle.

Motorcycles and marching bands weren't doing the little buddy much good so Tony and I have retired to an empty garage four blocks off the parade route.

Wearing the most patriotic shirt I own to the 4th of July parade and all day party in Racine, WI, today. Not just hoping but expecting to make a lot of friends, thanks @moxiest.art

The year's officially half over, so here's my favorite ten albums of the year SO FAR, in no particular order.

This really is so perfect.

Wright-Patterson Air Force Base cannot all be seen in one picture.

Show me on this picture where the new championship contender lies? Or, failing that, where the assets are to get a championship caliber #3 (Davion Mitchell and Bobby Portis for Jrue Holiday doesn't count)?

Nice work with this font and background color scheme in the Know Before You Go email, Salt Shed, you fucking losers. I now have a splitting headache.

My Knicks fan buddy just sent me this.

This is almost more impressive than going 82-0. I could've picked any player on the available teams! 45 wins.

This is actually a pretty good lineup, especially the bottom list half, with the added bonus of the headliners all being kind of meh unless you're a die-hard so if I go I can take off early and beat that Rube Goldberg machine of traffic that revs up at the end of each day getting out of there.

Saw this lady last week opening for Deslondes, she has maybe the most perfect voice I've ever heard. Just the right amount of everything, and excellent songs to go with it on this one.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME (so I can sleep)

Yeah man, my pleasure, can't wait to dig in. Got a signed copy, too, with a bumper sticker in it that's already made it onto my guitar case!

I wasn't fucking around, you guys. Can't wait to dig into this.

What do you get your friend who is a huge Bills fan for his 43rd birthday? I think this works (only $12!):

Made it out.

One or the other of these, depending on the day, don't make me choose.

This is just fucking lazy, man.

Jamie Walters became a paramedic with the LAFD, so he really did try to make a go of it as a musician, LOL

"Give it a rest, bro. Come scratch me or get the fuck out."

Yeah, so here's Tony.

New guitar just dropped. They're already saying, "It's very loud," and, "He makes a lot of noise with it."