John-Paul@jpkeates· Jul 8 "How did you find it?"
"We didn't; it knocked on the door and told us about itself."
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jul 6 Dick Van Dyke - Umptiddly um pum, um pum poom.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jun 20 That's not Michael Fassbender!
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jun 20 O flare of scotland when will we see your like again?
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jun 9 I'm so old, I can remember when Mr Sheen was called Sr Estévez.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jun 9 It was cheaper to rent than buy a couple of things that wobbled, but didn't fall over, which is how I became the lessor of two Weebles.
#LunchPun
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jun 6 Words don’t seem to score at times? It’d be helpful to either align close misses or have some indication at the base where the letter will fall. Maybe.
John-Paul@jpkeates· May 27 Everyone - You must add a text description to every image.
Real life - Go on then...
John-Paul@jpkeates· May 8 A still from the animal remake of Casablanca.
"Kid looking at ewe's ears".
John-Paul@jpkeates· May 4 You're wrong, half the population have learned to look out for people like you.
John-Paul@jpkeates· May 2 It's worth pointing out that most chip shop friers have gas lighters.
John-Paul@jpkeates· May 2 It’s not the most obvious choice…
John-Paul@jpkeates· Apr 13 Latest question on the pub's Tripadvisor page.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Apr 7 A monument to anyone who's ever washed a fitted sheet.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Mar 26 Well played Guardian Quiz, well played for the answers!
John-Paul@jpkeates· Mar 5 It's because they're thick, isn't it? Surely that's the answer...
John-Paul@jpkeates· Mar 4 This is on my front page of the BBC news website.
The world's gone mad. This just isn't news. Perhaps I am old.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Feb 24 tfw u get succession-mogged while noncemaxxing.
John-Paul@jpkeates· Feb 24 The marketing people from the Northern Ireland Tourist Board need to get a grip on their quality control
John-Paul@jpkeates· Feb 17 A Dairylea triangle - for many years, somewhere lots of cheese disappeared into thin air.
#LunchPun
John-Paul@jpkeates· Jan 12 Edvard Munch: The Discovery Feed
