Mike Clark, aka Jersey Man (jrzman), aka ontbearchaser
@jrzman
Finally, the account where I will be my full authentic self. Be warned if I know you irl, or from more tasteful locations, I will be posting pics of me semi-clothed, on the regular. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Well, someone just showed their unattractiveness to the world. Fatshaming a gainer, and, unsolicited might I add, offers to help him lose weight. @pupstrauss.bsky.social fuck you!!!
Being cheeky with Garfield on a Monday morning
Garfield hates Mondays. I love Garfield though, and I love having Garfield on my undies!
So, looking at this month's Underwear subscription offerings from Oddballs, the pattern I'm still not fully sold on, however, I do like the Picasso-esque design, but I've always wanted a pair of mint green briefs, so I'm stoked for these.
This is what taking (18 x 9) +1 extra turns on Arena looks like. 163 extra turns. In a game of brawl. I will easily deck before my opponent will EVER take another turn.
Why do my shorts always seem to find the most (in)opportune time to fall down?
Then the cheeky pics from behind
Felt like a wild thing last night in just my briefs outdoors. Also, didn't hurt that this pattern is called "Wild Thing."
....and finally, the undercarriage
....and my second attempt at being "cheeky"
Round two of me feeling especially devilish tonight 😈😈😈
....and because I also felt a little cheeky, as well as devilish
Felt a little devilish in these Oddballs briefs thus morning. Wouldn't you agree @projectcubby.bsky.social
Yesterday's underwear was this similarly colored pair of briefs by Hanes, which are on their last legs, as the waistband is starting to lose its elasticity
Yesterday's jersey was this burgundy jersey from the Colorado Avalanche by CCM (before I knew the on-ice ones were by Starter, at the time.)
Undies from Saturday were this pair of Fruit of the Loom tanga briefs. My dad used to wear this cut of underwear, and I still hope I can find more pairs like them.
Saturday's jersey was the white Hartford Whalers jersey from 1992-7. The ill-fit is because I got it BEFORE I really knew how to take care of them.
Don't mind me, just cooking my dinner, in my underwear, as one does
Also, today's undies were this red 2(X)ist brief. I loved the attempts at the chevrons, but, alas they didn't work on the briefs
Yesterday's jersey, a classic CCM era Montréal Canadiens jersey, made by Pro Player.
Also, since I saw a Magic the Gathering version. I had to do that one as well.
So, the favorite should surprise no one, but, everyone else.... grids.fun/t/about-me-p...
Last night's sleepwear were these light blue boxer briefs from Saxx, which, again, matched well with yesterday's jersey
Yesterday's underwear were these beautiful baby blue ringer briefs from Aussiebum. If red is my favorite underwear color, this is a VERY close second.
Le Chandail d'équipe d'hier, Les Nordiques de Québec!!
Saw on @hscbjizzwailer.bsky.social Bluesky, thought I'd present my own
....and also, because the sleepwear ALSO must coordinate, how about these orange Joe Boxer boxer briefs?
Also, forgot to post the accompanying underwear pics from Friday that went with Anaheim. They're these orange striped Fruit of the Loom briefs