The age of Dude Bro Soy has arrived

Couldn't hear this post over the sound of my fond reminiscing

Asked the one guy at work who I know is Catholic about this schism thing and he had no idea what I was talking about. This tweet remains undefeated

"we are making you obsolete, your labor value has never been lower and as time goes on you will be worth less and less and The Internet loves it"

Wildfish Canery emailing me about a limited run of fried Black Cod cheeks in butter

It's giving

"Mark your traps and keep a record of them"

4/5 of the older House Members happen to be black or women (or both). Why that is idk, but im seeing correlation and not causation

This also 100% him trying to diffuse the situation

"Now even Schumer's scoring off me"

Axios:

Debunking Trump admin lies

Yeah, we'll see how committed this guy is to fighting the good fight

The Supreme Court:

A quick Google search and that's a "yeah, no" from me, lol

NFL schedules the Lions for Christmas Day Me:

Nuzzi: His hair shone white, glistening bright as a Winter's day. When he spoke I was transfixed by his intense gaze, bewildered by his labyrinthine soul. It felt like falling, though into what I couldn't be sure. Was it the warm arms of his love... or the infinite depths of his nose hole?