Independent Republic of JS Thrill
@jsthrill
butlerian jihad now ⚠️ this account makes jokes ⚠️ he/him • philosophy professor • learning to be useless a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
This ranker list has the same energy as the “kidnapping no bueno” tweet
“The year is 1353. The Black Death has unalived half of Europe.” adamcadre.ac/lyttle/2026....
Only ones to let me have a digital snowman loyalty card though:
The magic of graham platner is that if you were against him originally, you were a shill for the democratic establishment, but because he won, his vices become emblematic of the democratic establishment
So glad we invented a form of AI whose main output is the “breathless social media post” register
Alex Byrne and Moti Gorin, please get the help you desperately need
If you can get yourself a meal at a Georgian restaurant I recommend it!
Brandon Warmke is not beating the “reading comprehension of a fern” allegations
I commissioned a wooden jigsaw puzzle of a frege portrait many years ago, because I am deeply nerdy. After I finished putting it together my then-roommate took one piece out and said “now it’s a frege predicate”
Why are there so many songs about heartbreak and only two songs about spooky hotels?
Didn’t know that Buffalo police responded to stolen valor