Here's your idiot columnist in case you were wondering what kind of person writes drivel like this.

BREAKING: Joyce has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Joining the S1Ws seems off-brand for her, but ok.

Melania:

This is what happens when your bottom of the barrel attorneys do a word search for any variation of Donald Trump and automatically redact it. You end up redacting "don't".

Which "sector" is his? I could see him in Sectors 4, 5, 7, 8 or 9.

Bye

#iufb

I actually got this for Christmas in 1986. Knowledge is half the battle! We're being governed by children.

He also looks a lot like this unidentified guy who taped weird right wing letters to doors in Elmhurst during the school board election a few years back.

Holy shit it’s Prince Hans

This is almost always true.

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN

Seriously, how fucking stupid is the New York Times?

For when our asshole in chief inevitability blames Democrats.

I found this picture of her when she was young.

New menu at Leopards

Unfortunately I was not kidding

This is gonna get a lot of use isn't it?

Bret is so mad