Judge Judy and Executioner

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You might say I'm typo-positive. Disabled. Sports fan. Nuggets, Avs, baseball, with a side of apathetic af Rockies fan.

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Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 15

Everyone in these comments is basically Michael Jordan. No fucks to give about kids at bus stops in the winter. Or walking to bus stops in the winter, in the dark, with tired drivers, because that's going to go so well. RIP, dead kids.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 11

The hair ties for curly hair help alleviate that to an extent. Loose messy buns all the way. But my hair has enough natural curl that the humidity is actually allowing me to wear it down for once!

A rare picture of me, a middle-aged white woman with naturally curly blonde hair. I'm wearing glasses.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 10

It's Aoife's turn to be precious. She borrowed one of those cord collectors and now it's a toy! Please ignore how my house looks like it belongs on Hoarders. I'm working on reorganizing things and it takes time because I have to *jazz hands* pace myself and it's very annoying.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 10

Always knew I liked Adebayo.

ESPN app notification from Sham's Charania:

Bam Adebayo and Tyler Herro got into a physical altercation in Las Vegas on Friday in which Adebayo struck Herro, sources tell ESPN.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 10

Reactions from #RockiesTwitter:

God damn

Fuuuuuuuuuck

well shit

wow fuck

Dude

Damn, son

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 10

Why is Murphy so precious?

A dark gray cat resting his head on an open marker storage case full of blues and purples and pinks and peaches while his body is on a fluffy celery green blanket.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 9

I bought a very dumb thing for my pending* bookcase. *I have to either find the hardware or I guess I'm making a list and a trip to IKEA. And yes, I read every single one of these in Jeff Hays' voice.

A 3d printed brown cat wearing purple sunglasses and a purple crown perched on a back-lit box that says "This is an outrage" in all caps. "This is an" is in yellow" and "outrage" is in hot pink with the 'o' as a donut in honor of the eponymous character from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

The other plates that are available for the Dungeon Crawler Carl light box, plus a slight cameo from Murphy:
Viva la Revolución Carl
You will not break me
I am yelling, Carl
Goddamnit Donut
New Achievement!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
I am royalty
Mongo is appalled

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 6

I love good news In terrible news, autocorrect tried to change Jokic to Kiki in the alt text and the enshittification continues.

Notification from theScore:

Jokic not going anywhere 🤝
Nugget star intends to re-sign next summer, remain in Denver for rest of career

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 4

Took a break in my neverending quest to Murphy-proof the couch while on taco's-watch and the cats went to inspect my work.

Two gray cats explore a couch with a light gray water-resistant cat blanket covering it. One is actually looking at the curtains, but whatever.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 3

There's already a cat in my lap so I can't go anywhere

Murphy, a dark gray cat, lays in the gap between my legs on a recliner. My legs are covered in a fuzzy green blanket and Murphy has his head turned back looking at me like, "Why are you calling my name?! I'm fed up with your shit. Just let me snooze already!"

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 3

Ummmm... There's A LOT of frozen food in that order, including ice cream because it was on sale and I have room in the chest freezer. I know they have refrigerated trucks and all, but that's asking a lot on a day like today.

4:27 PM

You're the next stop on our route. Our driver's ETA with your King Soopers order is 9:03 PM. https://krgr.us/kscheckin

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 2

All that information Amazon has on me, with all that history, and this is what they're trying to sell me? I guess I shouldn't be that worried about their data collection after all.

Amazon Shopping
Our Current Obsession is in
We think you'll love this popular pick
[A pink lipstick in a shiny pink dispenser]

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 2

Whereas, I long press 'c' to get the apostrophe and 'x' for quote and if I want the italicized version I have to go to the number menu and long press the apostrophe or quote, but that's way too much work. I want my special and diacritical characters to be accessible.

A screenshot of my keyboard. It features a numbers row across the tops and long pressing the letters gives you different special characters and diacritical characters. The background is of cherry trees in bloom along a moonlit river.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jul 2

@edburmila.bsky.social
For the next few days, every morning someone in America is waking up with ten fingers for the last time and doesn't know it.

@mattgill.me
your careless neighbor who loves fireworks probably isn't going to read this post, but Frodo might

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 29

One hell of a sunset tonight

The sun setting over a building. It looks like it's sinking into bluish-purple clouds with pink clouds splashing up around the yellow sun. There are a few bright white clouds much higher up in the sky.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 28

Then the straps into the cups and you're done. Or you buy the Pressa hangers from IKEA and just clip one strap in. Also holds belts and small towels, purses, and other small items.

A light green PRESSA hanger from IKEA. It looks like an upside down octopus with a clothes hanger coming off of an elongated body. On each of the arms is two clips where you can suspend items like small towels, belts, or bras.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 27

I'm ready for Woke 2.

Results of a "2020s Political Compass Quiz"

I'm 97% Woke to 3% Child, 30% TechBro to 70% Neo-Luddite, 45% Hopepilled to 55% Sooner, 77% Davos to 23% Dubai and my closest match is Zohran Mamdani.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 22

A person standing in the ankle-deep Reflecting Pool wearing a hoody and holding out a very long stick out into the water.

A screen capture of the "C'monc, Do something" gif of a basic line drawing of a string bean of a person with a mask (?) poking the ground with a stick.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 22

Murphy in the mullet of sitting positions. Half cat, half horse?

A gray cat sitting on a celery green blanket. He's facing left, looking slight down as though in contemplation, with right front leg stabilizing him. His left front leg is stretched back and tucked under his back left leg, which is stretched and bent toward the camera; his right back leg is also mixed up somewhere in there. His tail looks a bit like a horse's, shorter than most cat tails due to a neurological condition that has it bent back on itself at the end, so it looks fluffier.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 21

I really hope that person is a knower of the deep lore

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
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Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 21

I bought a 12TB Seagate IronWolf Pro HDD in April of last year for $230. It's doubled the last year to $460. I looked at it last week to see if I could add to my server and quickly closed that tab.

The Amazon price history for the Seagate IronWolf Pro 12TB Hard Drive over the last year. It started at $230, rose and dipped a bit over the next few months before climbing to about $300 around December. It rose to about $350 in late January before dropping again, rose a bit, and hit $460 in May.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 21

How does Dinger get to just waltz in to Coors with a gun while we have to subject ourselves to long lines, bag restrictions, and metal detectors. smh

Former Colorado Rockie Carlos González sitting in the dugout. He's a Latino with a bit of scruffy on his chin and thick eyeblack under his eyes. His head is cocked tooward the photographer and his mouth is open kind of like he's making a skeptical/interrogatory "ehhhhhhh???" sound.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 18

Would you like that as a .docx or .pdf file?

Alice: Hi, I'm Alice. We'd love your perspective on the newly announced announced Iran peace deal. Do you have a moment to chat? Stop2End

Me: Yes

Alice: It's great that you're open to discussing this.

What's your reaction to the new Us-Iran peace deal?

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 18

Seconding this. Nutritionally, they count as a carb. From the USDA MyPlate™ nutrition guidelines (RIP) Source: www.uchealth.org/today/four-c...

Fill half your plate with colorful foods for optimal organ health

Fill half of your plate at every meal with non-starchy vegetables or fruits, such as broccoli, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, berries, apples – the options are endless. Since some people have an aversion to vegetables, Weir likes to refer to this food group as the “colorful foods.”

[Offset that says "Discover four colors that brighten your plate and boost your health." Links to information on adding red, green, purple, and orange fruits and veggies.]

“These are your fiber-rich foods that help fuel your gut microbiome, they help regulate your cholesterol levels, they’re rich in antioxidants, which help control inflammation in our bodies, and they contain key vitamins and minerals,” Weir said.

People are often surprised to learn just how much of their plates should be taken up by these foods.

“A lot of people nail the meat and potato aspect, but maybe they’re only enjoying a couple of green beans alongside it,” Weir said. “It’s an ah-ha moment to realize the non-starchy, colorful vegetables and fruits are more the star of the show.”

Don’t forget the complex carbohydrates for energy

A quarter of the plate should contain complex carbohydrates such as sweet potatoes, rolled oats, brown rice and other whole grains.

“These are our bodies’ energizers, where we’re pulling our energy from,” Weir said. “They’re essential to maintaining energy throughout the day.”

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 16

If you need a moment of Zen, here's a minute of Aoife purring.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 15

Anakin and Padme 4-panel meme

Anakin: MLB might institute a salary cap
Padme: So that'll make tickets cheaper, right?
Anakin:
Padme: RIGHT?

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 14

Even the Rockies?

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 14

I should add that the reason I woke up was that Aoife was hunting a moth. She got it successfully trapped— injured—in a box with a scrath pad and needed my assistance to get it out, where she played with her food a bit before eating it. I'm quite proud. Pic is of Aoife and said box from last night.

A gray cat sitting on a scratching pad in the box it came in with punch-out cat face handles on the long sides. Her shadow is on the floor behind her, as is a bookcase while junk from the garage like a small table with a box on it and some long thin cardboard is next to her.

Judge Judy and Executioner@judgyjudes· Jun 13