Justin Avery Smith
@justinaverysmith
Writer, Comedian, ADHDer Nerd first, Queer second Temu Elijah Wood (he/him/his)
The Odyssey gave my dad the kind of representation not seen since Nick Fury
Life is hard but I get by knowing my TikTok page outnumbers Tom Cruise’s in amount of likes
Somewhere in South Carolina is an author starting on their newest book
Mitch McConnell has actually been able to catch up on some reading
I don’t say this lightly. I would rather see a movie starring Jared Leto.
Just because I look like Elijah Wood does not mean I’m anti-wig
Indiana Jones seen greeting the guests at Taylor Swift’s wedding
This DVD has been stuck to the roof of my shelf since the Obama administration. Streaming could never
Did part of this ceremony include opening the Ark of the Covenant because those faces are melting
Rare sighting of Justin Avery Smith in a suit spotted at his cousin’s wedding. Compliments on his looks are at an uncomfortably high level. He sometimes wonder if people get married just to see him in a suit.
More people in this picture than at the Freedom 250 Fair, but fewer traitors
This Stare Fair is an IRL farce worthy of Mel Brooks’ 100th birthday
How can any gender be “new” if MTV was serving these looks 40 years ago?
Cleanse your timeline and watch James Bond throw a media mogul in front of a giant drill
