Justin Rohrlich (@justinrohrlich) · DIRTY

Justin Rohrlich

@justinrohrlich

Senior news reporter in the US bureau of The Independent, lots of state and federal courts, some police, et cetera. Previously at The Daily Beast, Qz, Vice, etc. Say hi: justin.rohrlich@independent.co.uk; justin.rohrlich@the-independent.com

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Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· 1d

today in awesome defendant names

Case title: USA v. Weaselboy et al

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· 1d

the lost art of fact-checking

'WHEREFORE, plaintiff demands judgment in her favor and against defendant in excess of Fifty Thousand ($75,000.00) Dollars.'

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· 12d

helluva typo on the federal docket here

Tahtaras v. The Home Deport, Inc. et al

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· 13d

I’m just fascinated by this guy

A subway ad for a personal injury lawyer who calls himself “The Bull” and is portrayed as a superhero

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· 23d

I have found my spirit building material

StressCrete

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jul 2

We’re very excited for the weekend over here

Alice the rat terrier losing her mind

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jun 29

Alice hunting for the fish I’m cooking right now

Alice looking at me expectantly

Alice smiling, trying to get some fish

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jun 28

My pal Dave bumped into @mayor.nyc.gov while running errands this morning

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani riding a bike on Sunday morning and waving to admirers

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jun 8

A++ for effort here

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jun 7

urban grapes

Actual grapes growing on a vine outside a pizza place in NYC

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Jun 6

alice hopes everyone is enjoying their Saturday as much as she is

A very happy senior rat terrier enjoying herself on a sunny lawn

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 26

Alice says hai

A senior rat terrier smiling, as she does

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 23

lazy Saturday for Alice

a small senior rat terrier enjoying a day off on the couch

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 20

MAKE BANK ROBBERIES GREAT AGAIN!

Bank surveillance video showed, and victim/witness statements described
the suspect as a White male, early 40s, 5°10” tall, average build, and wearing gray or beige
shorts, cowboy boots, a black long sleeve shirt or sweater, dark-colored sunglasses, beige
backpack, a red baseball hat with “TRUMP” across the front, and armed with a black rifle.
The subject was seen entering a white Ford van that exited the parking lot and headed west
on Camelback Road. Chase Bank security provided various still images from surveillance
video. The images captured the subject while at the teller counter and exiting the bank.

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 18

that is some photo caption

Long, blond, wavy hair, heavy makeup and cosmetic injections: like many women in Donald Trump's orbit, political consultant Melissa Rein Lively wears her support for the US president on her face.

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 11

hi, i'm johnny knoxville...

While plaintiff was lawfully upon the aforementioned
premises, he was caused to sustain serious and serious injuries when the porta-potty he was
entering into suddenly collapsed, tipped over, rolled and fell off of a concrete curb causing the
plaintiff to be catapulted out of the porta-potty to the concrete ground below

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 7

goodnight!!!!

An extremely excited rat terrier

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· May 1

unfortunate acronym for this NYC dental practice here

A dental practice with three names beginning with “K,” resulting in an acronym reading “KKK”

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Apr 23

oh hi

A smiling rat terrier named Alice

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Apr 10

friday night!

An extremely excited rat terrier looking at the camera, absolutely thrilled

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Apr 9

no matter how bad your day is going, it's probably not going this bad

13. That prior to takeoff from Dubai, Plaintiff was served a cup of water by a flight attendant.
14. That approximately six hours into the flight, Plaintiff was served a vegetarian meal
consisting of rice and other Indian-style food items.
15. That after consumilig the meal and water, Plaintiff became violently ill, experiencing
severe nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and dehydration.
16. That Plaintiff was confined to the lavatory for approximately 30 minutes, during which
she simultaneously vomited and experienced diarrhea.
17. That Plaintiff collapsed outside the lavatory and was returned to her seat by crew, where she continued to vomit uncontrollably and suffer diarrhea upon herself.

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 31

alice always makes sure I know when it’s dinner time

A small senior rat terrier licking her chops in anticipation

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 29

One last addition

Luciano Pavarotti soaping himself up in the shower

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 27

always-on nose radar

A rat terrier nose sticking out from underneath an orange blanket

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 22

my corner bodega cat finds coziness between the beans

An orange bodega cat scrunched into a store shelf between bags of dried beans, underneath a shelf of spices, and above a shelf of votive candles

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 12

'Eric Trump chauffeur vehicle'

An official federal government contracting database showing a $6,700 expenditure to have Eric Trump chauffeured around while visiting a Trump family business in Ireland

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 6

it's hard to really push back on anything this guy says, just in general

A screenshot of a federal court docket heading that reads: Case title: USA v. Reasonable; Defendant (1) Robert Anthony Reasonable

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 3

cc: @bodegacats.bsky.social

A brown and white bodega cat lounging on a stack of Corona boxes

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Mar 2

TIL that dumping a human body in the ocean without first notifying the EPA is its own separate crime

A screenshot of a federal indictment for not notifying the EPA before dumping a human body in the ocean

Justin Rohrlich@justinrohrlich· Feb 28

Iranian cheetos

A red and yellow bag of cheetos-type snacks from Iran