Kate 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 Wee Con 2026, half a pyramid owner
@kaddele
Pirates, books, crochet, fun brain stuff, really quite queer, 40+, she/her
I only heard of this film yesterday but everything I read about it makes me more obsessed 🤩🤩🤩
So so gorgeous! I think I’ll move into the bit of blue fluffiness - it looks so soft and you can look at all the other gorgeous bits!
Apparently we’re on a pirate themed school trip today - only one flag so definitely an inferior ship to the Revenge but it’ll doI guess …
8 - Liebes kleines Auto, Anne Weber, still have my copy 😍
Can’t remember any book I’ve ever read but that’s just going to make this more interesting. Or something.
Was going to moan about all kinds of stuff but then Zheng got all opinionated when Ed and Stede showed her their new plan for a fabulous fuckery …
I got mail! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 @saucierspoons.bsky.social thank you so much for being so lovely & patient with all my ko-fi shenanigans & for THIS AMAZING AMAZINGNESS! LOOK AT HIM!!!! (Also - perfect timing, needed something to cheer me up after a very fucked up evening yesterday)
Going to make some mini key lime pies for an event tomorrow with Samba’s recipe and I had forgotten how unhinged it is 😂😂😂
I’m 90% sweat and yuckiness and my brain has decided to play this on a loop and is partying like it’s 1992. Fab.
I put a little note on our menus to explain to guests that we have reduced the number of warm dishes BECAUSE OF THE HEAT and they’re like “can you melt cheese over that?” FUCK NO. I have two additional AC Units running and I’m not going to turn on another oven you absolute
I think they may have been looking at this beauty by @emcolbs.bsky.social and got … inspired …
Just so you know - I didn’t leave them like that last night …
Yeah, it’s good to be specific 😂 Let me introduce you to … drumroll …. Wurstsalat!
It’s like my mailperson read my complaints about the stupid book yesterday and decided to deliver all the book I’ve ordered and pre-ordered over the last few months in one go 😂😂😂 The table where they leave parcels for our house looked like it was Christmas 😂
Thought this was fancy OFMD merch at first but they’re talking about a different Nigel (and they don’t ship to the EU so double fuck you, Nigel)
🫂🫂🫂 Hope you feel much better soon 🫶 Can’t throw any headache cures across the ocean but here’s a pirate hug instead:
Me, three hours ago: Oh, finally, forecast says lots and lots of rain, we’ll have a quiet evening and I can watch the Rhys thing 🤩 The weather and far too many people: sucks to be you 😭😭😭
They’re so happy to be back together (and already arguing again)
“Well, that was embarrassing. Totally unprofessional. We didn’t even stab anyone. You just handed over the ransom. Didn’t even threaten them a little.” “I paid the customs fee and we took her home.” “Embarrassing.” “Shall we let her out?”
„I‘m confiscating this one … might come in handy“
„There must be something I can use to break her out? Ok, a plank, not bad. And I guess I could use the stickers as a bribe?“
„Well, that‘s just rude! Must be some sort of threatening letter from that snake cult …“