Kaffy
@kaffy78
Lasher 🍊 Lefty twat 👍🏽 Failed runner 🏃🏽♀️ Lisdex enthusiast 🤪 Blackpool🗼
Big smiles, all pretending we don’t want to smash each others faces in because the relentless heat is sending us all mad
I’ve absolutely no idea what’s going on here. There are children dancing round a shot glass while adults throw napkins around. The Greeks are loving it but I suspect everyone else is as baffled as I am.
Greek night at the hotel and this legend came for a chat, asked where we’re from and when I told him he said, “Ahh Blackpool football, in the third division now but went in the Premier long ago”. Said he’s followed English football for years across all the leagues. What a smasher 🙌🏽
Favourite part of the day. 8am, kids still asleep, half an hour sat out by myself before it gets too hot and too childreny 😆
The landing of this slide is so aggressive, I’ve had to check everything’s intact before leaving the water. Last time I went on it, I lost a contact lense. Found it stuck to my face when I resurfaced 😩
38 degrees right now. It’s not a temperature that overstimulated, dysregulated middle-aged women can handle 💀
Just remembered the time Eliza looked like Haaland when we were on holiday a few years ago. Had to crop the photo a bit to post this, but you get the gist.
Set my little garden fan zone up tonight. Feeling all pleased with myself until I realise the house behind me is also watching in the garden and their commentary is about a minute ahead of mine, which is just absolutely super.
Second year of going to this wonderful event in Blackpool. A fantastic way to learn about different cultures, led by the friendliest most welcoming people. Ace scran too!
It may be warm and humid but we never deviate from our standard teenager uniform 🙄 Still happy to hang out with mummy though 🥰