bicycle races are coming your way... so forget all your duties, oh yeah!

beat my bussy like piñata don't be shy, boy you gotta

a man's body is a work of art.

i'm drunk! where's the piss boy at?

found my motivation to get back to the gym.

the cecropia mothman has an ephemeral lifespan measured in days, not weeks, so he wastes no energy on eating. his body is entirely engineered for mating as he flutters through the night in search of the heat & scent of the only man he will ever envelop with those enormous wings.

i am a good fuck. do me just like that!

if anyone asks, tell them Nobody was here.

have you seen today’s headline?

i love cock 'cause i'm a whore, but sometimes i need something more. so grab my cheeks, don't try to kiss me. get some lube & fucking fist me.

it's a cruel summer, i got my heart broke. now i'm a sad bitch & i wanna do coke.

men used to worship the gods.

please, come in & have a seat. we just redecorated & i’d love to hear what you think of my style.

take me to the place where the boys are wearin' lace, the dads are wearin' leather, my body feels the bass.

i’m a lazy boy. hand me the remote.

pride came before the fall & gave color to the world.

it's great to stay up late. goon mornin', goon mornin' to you

new job secured. i just lie there, look pretty, & the benefits are all-you-can-eat!

without dreams, we fall apart at the seams

i'm out & proud.

brother hiram hung, commissioned by jesus christ himself, i baptize you for & in behalf of leslie jordan, who is dead, in the name of the daddy, & of the son, & of the hole-ghost. amen.

i just can't get you out of my head...

nude beach: beware of boners

fuck your kisses & hugs. i want dicks & drugs!

rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub

what have i been up to? just dickin around

you said you're a what? i'm a slut

happy nourouz, my persian princes. let me kiss your dooldool tala.

erin go, bruh.

watch yourself, i’m moody & horny. #gaynsfw #gayart #gayAi