Not to be a basic bitch BUT

So apparently the new Minions movie might be good? Like obviously take RT and its ilk with copious grains of salt but that's still an unexpected score from CRITICS

AND THIS WAS OUR FLAG UNTIL 4 YEARS AGO

Oh, Poly Pride BTW. I know there are some people who think it's weird to have Pride in this, but frankly? Poly people of all stripes get shit on by society too often for having unconventional relationships and I think that sucks.

This should be a literal crime

Like I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious I'm so glad she's doing this shit

I do have to admit, being 39 is great because I can whip this line out at any time:

BTW, I got a video from that fire in Boyle Heights.

HOLY SHIT THE FURIOUS IS SUCH A FUCKING BLAST

When an anime cosplayer shows up at the furry convention.

A.I. art on a Labubu themed Dubai chocolate. A m e r i c a n C u l t u r e

LOOKIT THIS LITTLE DUDE

So, I'd forgotten we wrote this line for Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, back in 2018, but we cut it purely for pacing. I... kinda wish we'd kept it, now.

My boyfriend saw me off from Haneda airport. He's such a big sweetheart. ❤️

When you look up to the sun to finally get that fucking sneeze out that's been teasing for the last 20 seconds

G u r l

Bored at LAX, waiting for my flight to Japan.

New glasses!

how dare you call me out like that

Wait Kirara from JJK is trans!? The choker-wearing, dyed cunty-bangs having, girl whose cursed technique is based off astrology!?

People largely turned on Doug Walker with his review of "The Wall," but real ones had long realized his career as a critic was rendered illegitimate when he said that nobody wanted to look st bunny titties in his review of Space Jam.