Miss B (@kakestykke) · DIRTY

Miss B

@kakestykke

Drinker of coffee, singer of songs, lover of words. Fan of things. Watcher of stuff. She/her 🏳️‍🌈 You're safe with me 🏳️‍🌈

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Miss B@kakestykke· 18d

i never tell people how much i want to be loved.

how i long for the kind of care i freely give to others, how i want to be truly seen, not just looked at, how i hope my birthday feels like a celebration, not just another date on the calendar.

i never tell people how much i love to be photographed, how deeply i wish for handwritten letters, for flowers chosen not out of habit, but because someone saw them and thought, "this one is her favorite."

or maybe i just want someone's arms to wrap around me, to feel, even just once, that i am not holding myself together alone.

but i never tell people how much i want to be loved.

because what if, even with all these words, even with all these hopes, they don't love me at all?

Miss B@kakestykke· 19d

Hvis noen vil ha oppskrift, hollar

Miss B@kakestykke· 27d

None of that!

Bilde av et forbudt skilt som illustrerer at det å prompe ikke er lov.

Miss B@kakestykke· Jul 13

SAM NEILL! For en mann!

Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 28

Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 21

Same energy

Et bilde av Gandalf The White med staven sin

Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 19

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Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 11

Giraffmote må vike for denne debatten:

Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 8

Miss B@kakestykke· Jun 5

This makes for interesting Norwegian headlines, e.g "Fucked new Gabbard replacement" , "Trump: Fucked Head of Intelligence, or "Fucked with no experience."

Miss B@kakestykke· May 31

Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything...

Drawing of Sarah Connor looking broody and pissed off
Text says: Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything

Miss B@kakestykke· May 31

This is good eatin'

Miss B@kakestykke· May 31

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Miss B@kakestykke· May 29

Yes, my favourite colour is also Hitler...

Miss B@kakestykke· May 24

Miss B@kakestykke· May 24

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish the most recent cat picture from your phone.

A chonky, fluffy black cat, lying on his back with his paws sticking straight up, relaxing in a blanket

Miss B@kakestykke· May 17

Miss B@kakestykke· May 15

Hey kids! If you let AI translate some shit, don't forget to let your brain do the quality control, mkay?

Screenshot av en oversettelse der FBI-mole har blitt oversatt til FBI-muldyr.

Miss B@kakestykke· May 15

Miss B@kakestykke· May 12

Politikk

Comic strip.
1) Person says: I want things to be different
2) Smashes everything with a baseball bat
3) Looks around at mess: Oh no

Miss B@kakestykke· May 4

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Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 21

Strikkskies! Look how dumb and cute! Seeee, @signemaser.bsky.social

Nøkler som har på seg små strikke-gensere

Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 21

That tracks.....

Screenshot fra avis med overskriften "Full mann gjorde noko han ikkje skulle ha gjort"

Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 14

Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 9

Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 9

Have you ever noticed - a poem by Rudy Fransisco

You can listen to it here: https://share.google/aUzNztuzY06sF0L4i

Miss B@kakestykke· Apr 5

It is what it says on the tin 😁 Mannen han har en Nobels fredspris. Den henger på veggen i puben han har laget av stabburet sitt.