weedhead, tramp (@kaleidoscope-eyes) · DIRTY

weedhead, tramp

@kaleidoscope-eyes

a winter bitch but summer’s in my blood midwestern gremlin • late 30s • they/them/theirs • 🔞 my follower count is a lie, I block aggressively

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weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Jun 9

I’m gonna be there. Y’all gonna be there?

Order confirmation for Coheed and Cambria concert tickets, there is an astronaut bathed in red lighting.

YOUR ORDER #[redacted] IS CONFIRMED
Order details emailed to [redacted]
WED, SEP 23, 2026 AT 7:30 PM
COHEED AND CAMBRIA
Liberty Hall • Lawrence, KS

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Jun 1

Finally have a place with a flag mount

A Pride flag hanging outside a front door, as viewed from inside. There’s a finger heart emoji with a little pink heart above it.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 31

Carl begs to differ

Digital book cover for Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman. In the lower left foreground is a Persian cat and to the right is the titular Carl, a white dude wearing heart boxers and a leather jacket. Behind him is a green goblin driving a contraption with spikes on the front.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 26

Book cover for Corduroy by Don Freeman, a children’s story about a teddy bear that wear green corduroy overalls who is looking for his missing button.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 24

April 12 -> May 23 💚

The start of 7 garden beds in a fenced in area, they don’t have enough dirt yet. This picture was taken on April 12th.

This picture was taken on May 23rd. The 7 garden beds are now full of dirt and also many lovely plants of various sizes in neat little rows!

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 20

Dr Robotnik with the caption “I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.”

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 16

Millie caaat

Close up picture of a grey cat’s face. She has green eyes and a dark grey nose. She looks like she’s giving you some sassy side eye, but that’s just how her face is lol. There is a blue and red blanket in the foreground.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 12

Happy Carl and Donut day to all who celebrate

A picture of a white persons hand holding a brightly colored book and a pack of stickers. The book is called A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman, written in yellow text. there is a purple vehicle in the center, with red, clawed hands and purple skulls at the top. The pack of stickers is to the left and the one top has the outline of a velociraptor in purple and says “MONGO IS APPALLED!” Behind and above that sticker is another sticker, this one is of a buff white man flexing and punching while wearing a gauntlet over his knuckles.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 3

Easy solution!

Best Buy

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Extended Editions (Remastered Box Set) [Blu ray]

$39.96 • In stock

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 25

1 batch of 7 layer cookie bars 2 batches of brownies 52 choc chip cookies 40 peanut butter cookies 20 peanut butter choc kiss cookies 6 types of candy in the bonus bag

Red white and green plate containing peanut butter cookies, cookies with a hersheys kiss, 7 layer cookie bars, chocolate chip cookies, and brownies.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 10

A humble offering in the spirit of #WolfShirtWednesday

A mirror selfie of a gay ass outfit featuring a t shirt with a raccoon, a possum, and a skunk all howling at the moon. The photo is cropped from the shoulders down to the upper thighs.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Nov 29

GUYS I MADE IT EVEN BETTER Y’all gotta see the full image though

The text “DEATH IS COMING EAT TRASH BE FREE” is overlaid on a picture of many raccoons staring at the camera. They’re all wearing Santa hats.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Nov 18

Album cover for Anything Else But The Truth by The Honorary Title.

On the right there’s a large panda chewing on a leg and dripping blood down the front of themselves, with a small brunette girl in a green dress to the left

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Oct 6

Blankets goblin had never seen such bullshit

Four panels of more and more middle fingers bc fuck that guy

A cat with a human hand holding a gun for a tail

[stares in especially heinous]

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Sep 19

I’ve been watching mostly shows lately okay

Letterboxd recent activity showing Descendants Rise of Red and then K Pop Demon Hunters three times

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Sep 18

Extremely me today. Just walking around work repeatedly thinking “it’s the fascism, boss” while trying to keep from collapsing.

Tumblr screenshot with the following text:

nitewrighter
Mar 26

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

#the current horrors 2025 edition

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Sep 13

A clown under an umbrella smoking a cigarette. It’s Tim Curry dressed as It and wrapped in a blue blanket, presumably on the movie set between takes.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Aug 7

HELL YEAH JONA YOU MAGNIFICENT MONARCH YOU FRICKIN DID IT

You get a gold star for that shit!

A white cat is surrounded by hearts and fire emojis

oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah woo yeah oh yeah oh woo woo yeah woo yeah woo yeah woo time yeah yeah woo yeah

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Jul 3

Look at this perfect little muppet of a cat

Millie, a grey cat with green eyes, sitting on a bed in front of a brown dresser

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Jun 2

Small joys

A tree with the sun poking thru, as viewed from a balcony. The sky is bright blue and there’s a couple small clouds.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 28

Team Rocket

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· May 11

She doing little snores 😭

A grey cat is laying on her side on a brown couch, her head is resting on a blue and white blanket. She is sleeping with her front paws on her owner’s elbow.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Apr 8

A discarded reply asking “what that mouth do”

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Mar 30

two soda fountain flavors labeled “hooting” and “hollering” are being pushed by a hand labeled “me”

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Mar 8

I never said I was drunk, I just said I wanna smooch on somebody

That’s my secret, I’m always horny

(Bruce Banner “thats my secret, Cap, I’m always angry”)

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Feb 26

New little guy just dropped

picrew version of Lee. They’re a cute little guy.

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 29

The “aliens” meme but it says gender

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 29

bro fr

it is difficult to be alive

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 28

new display name

mugshot
N-271 Phyllis Stalnaker
weedhead, tramp

weedhead, tramp@kaleidoscope-eyes· Dec 28

I feel this and I gotchu

You get a gold star for that shit!