2 more weeks of work & then im done for the summer 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 (and then 2 weeks later classes & my new school year job starts 🫩)

now how & why did it take me all fuckin day to get this damn audio edited. anyway. puppy play power bottom speaker 4m/tm script fill dropping in about 15hrs assuming the world doesnt explode before then.

30 away from 1k !! (crazy) ask questions if you have em !

happy saturday :p mid editing break

new mic checkkkkk :) hotaudio.net/u/kalmecrazy...

quick grainy ass try on pics (be nice or else im deleting them, better ones will come... eventually.)

my thigh highs are out for delivery

audiooooo :) [TM4A] [ramblefap] [mostly fap] [stoned moaning] [staying quiet] cuz its the [middle of the night] [good boy] [15:45] www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...

reminder that this exists! we're a lil over 50 away :)

its funny how posting literal porn of myself is less anxiety inducing than sending an email

they shouldve made swanqueen (once upon a time) canon. you cant tell me that emma the bicon wouldnt walk into a room w/ hook on one arm & regina on the other.

oh i still have to do that Totally Not Based On IRL Kalin audio where you suck your bf off and make him tell you about his carefully crafted spreadsheet

me: bro i drank 20 fuckin mgs, why am i not feeling anything ~20 min later~

my edible (drinkable?) has hit & i am continuing my s4 rewatch of once upon a time (the frozen season), this is gonna be so interesting

audio threeeee of the week !! [TM4F] [Script Fill] [Black Listener] [Chubby Listener] [Black Speaker] [Ex Speaker] [Mdom Speaker] [Rough Sex] [Degradation] [21:40] www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

made myself cum with a shower head for the first time and uh. i understand the appeal.

the reddit masses voted in favor of an ama for when i reach 1k so here is a form! have a question? ask it! forms.gle/YEupcwTLwpvS...

kalin stop accidentally scratching his healing tattoos challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

sometimes reddit doesnt like to load right & i get fuckin war flashbacks to when they banned my account for a day & i thought i lost everything permanently (they didnt like that i posted shit too close together on different subreddits which is why i space everything out by ~an hr now)

yippeeeee! its audio two out of threeeee! [TM4A] [sick speaker] [but like actually] [handjob] [pussy slaps] [overstimming the fuck out of him] [safewords] [no listener orgasm] [11:45] www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...

[insert grinch smiling gif cuz i cant add gifs with pictures for some reason]

yk what. two versions. optional scent kink.

trying to decide if i wanna add a [listener has a scent kink] moment to this script to make up for that one scene in heated rivalry where ilya 100000% should have sniffed shanes boxers

audios for tmr & fri are completely edited & ready to go im so proud of myself 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

hot water on itchy healing tattoos feels the same as cumming after edging a fuck ton

lookin up wet smack sfx to find smth to simulate pussy slaps & found an actual labelled pussy smack effect from 6 years ago thank you random freesound user for ur service 🫡

pros of thick thighs: sexy cons of thick thighs: $30 thigh highs 🫩

i have my eye on a bunny body suit type thing and these cute lil shorts. maybe i will get thigh highs. who knows!

need friday to come faster so i can buy slutty outfits and funko pops

ok, loving the new vibe, but how is it possible that *every single time* i go to charge it i somehow put it on the wrong way first??