Kevin

@kangus

I am the Kevin you’re looking for (he/him) (or my tortoise, also named Kevin.) Mostly posting #TheWheelOfTime & #WotSkies Rings of Power enthusiast 💍 Host: @TheKevinPodcast.bsky.social Co-Host: @TarvalonDark.bsky.social Admin: @dragonmount.com

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Kevin@kangus· 23d

the pussypillar in question:

A large and well fed caterpillar, seen vertically as it climbs up the painted grey bricks of my house. It is very fuzzy, colored a vibrant yellow with undertones of green, and a few long spines of black

Kevin@kangus· Jul 12

just before this photo I awarded Priyanka the honorary first “Trolloc Nipple Coin”, awarded for surviving two interviews with me and everything that comes with having a forced conversation with me for long enough. She was delighted by the honor, of course 😌 #WotCon

A selfie of me (Kevin) and Priyanka Bose from WotCon 2026. I am looking directly ahead and giving a cheeky and knowing smile, while Priyanka has on an equally cheeky and knowing smile while wearing a nice pair of sunglasses

Kevin@kangus· Jul 10

lol just gonna interview priyanka bose in an hour, nbd. and also interview her again, tomorrow, while we eat hot questions and ask even hotter wings. sooo yeah i’m 100% not spiraling 😀 #WotCon

A closely cropped photo of me (Kevin) giving a forced smile as if I’m masking an enduring torment that I’m suffering

Kevin@kangus· Jul 9

fly time 👋😎

A selfie of me (Kevin) wearing a black face mask as I stare at the camera excitedly as i prepare to board my flight

Kevin@kangus· Jun 22

just 2 guys hanging out having fun (meeting with demetri martin)

A photo of me (Kevin) standing next to the comedian Demetri Martin with a wood panel wall in the background. He’s smiling and laughing politely as I clearly am going into some kind of anecdote with him while this photo was taken

A photo of me (Kevin) standing next to the comedian Demetri Martin with a wood panel wall in the background. We are standing side by side in a less candid and more posed photo style, as I give my classic cheeky and knowing smile while he gives a very nice smile, as if this isn’t the worst thing in the world he could be doing right now

Kevin@kangus· Jun 21

dis close to stage 👁️👄👁️

A large pad of paper on a theatre stage that says “comedy” on it, taken from a front row seat vantage point like right up close to the stage

Kevin@kangus· Jun 21

seeing my favorite comedian (demetri martin) front & center row seats (for the first time out of like over a dozen of his shows I’ve attended over the years) meet him after the show (as a bonus on top) happy fathers day to me ☺️ (made possible by my loving partner ❤️)

An extremely close up selfie of me (Kevin) giving a restrained yet tenuous smirk of bliss as I stare into your trembling soul

Kevin@kangus· Jun 17

my partner’s reaction to this knowledge informs me that this is NOT a universal experience when eating quinoa… 🤷‍♂️

Meme showing Nynaeve al’Meara from Season 1 of the wheel of time, staring wistfully into a home and was watching Lan Mandragoran within the house moments before this scene, unaware that he has now appeared behind her in the background. Nynaeve is labeled “having quinoa with dinner”, and Lan is labeled “the single quinoa grain that comes out of my nose 2 days later”

Kevin@kangus· May 21

zelda twilight princess was on some real aginor shit with those multi-titted chickens, on hylia

Ooccoo, a chicken-like, humanoid-headed creature from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, known for helping Link warp out of dungeons with her son, Ooccoo Jr, which is just the same humanoid head with no body and small wings on the sides of the head. The fully grown one has an odd pattern of feathers above the chicken breast region of the body which definitely look like droopy nips on some large naturals

Kevin@kangus· Apr 29

eye don’t see what you mean 👁️👁️👁️

A closely cropped photo of me (Kevin) giving a cheeky and knowing smile with an extra third eye photoshopped onto my forehead

Kevin@kangus· Apr 29

a lil bit of free luck for your troubles 🤲🍀

The palm of my hand with two four leaf clovers, one five leaf clover, and one six leaf clover

Kevin@kangus· Apr 19

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clip from season 2 episode 7 of the wheel of time, where Lan approaches Rand offering him fatherly advice. He starts by saying “there’s one rule, above all others, for being a man.” which then cuts off abruptly when he says “whatever comes” and frames the still image of Rand it paused at with the caption below saying “whatever, cum” while playing intense music.

Kevin@kangus· Apr 19

the one rule, above all others, for being a man

Kevin@kangus· Apr 18

it transcends time & space ✨

Meme of Dr. Strange speaking to Iron Man.
Panel one shows Dr Strange saying “I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures.”
Panel 2, iron man responds “how many lacked her love of Kemen?”
Panel 3 reveals Dr Strange’s face is now Kemen’s face, and he says “none”

Kevin@kangus· Apr 1

the real trakand. the best trakand. the only trakand for me. gawyn trakand.

Cropped photo of Elayne Trakand in a black head wrap from season 3 of the wheel of time, except her face has been replaced with the face of Luke Fetherston, who is playing Elayne’s Brother Gawyn Trakand

Kevin@kangus· Mar 20

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A short clip of Ceara Coveney from the Wheel of Time season 3 press tour, with a tweet of mine overlayed on screen as she says “hard agree, kevin”
The tweet says “you can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. i love Elayne Trakand but i acknowledge her flaws (none she’s perfect), i can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s done nothing wrong in her life) & call her out on her actions (which are always right).”

Kevin@kangus· Mar 20

I AM ALSO MISSING YOU (Ceara also agrees with me)

Kevin@kangus· Mar 20

finally, the taylor tour is upon us

Kevin@kangus· Mar 20

A closely cropped photo of Kemen all smug, smiling sinisterly after being punched in the face, his lower lip just starting to show signs of swelling & bleeding

Kevin@kangus· Mar 19

*taps the sign* don’t eat the pee soup

A quote from the blog of Robert Jordan, creator of The Wheel of Time, 1 month before he passed in 2007, speaking about Red Eagle Entertainment, now known as iwot studios*

I hear things now and then floating out in the air. For instance, I hear that word was floating about ComicsCon in San Diego that I am displeased with Red Eagle. Too true. Too very true. In a few more months that last contract they have with anyone on God's green earth that so much as mentions my name will come to an end and we can see what happens after that. You see, among other things they forgot an old dictum of LBJ back when he was just a Congressman from Texas, when he famously, or infamously, said
"Don't spit in the soup, boys. We all have to eat."

Worse, Red Eagle thought they could tell me they spit in the soup, or pee in it, if they wanted to and there wasn't anything I could do to stop them. You can't apologize your way out of that with me, not that they tried. There isn't enough money in the world to buy your way out of it with me. Not that they tried that either. So they get no further help from me. Once they are completely out of the picture, we'll see what happens.

Kevin@kangus· Mar 19

there’s this old saying in Cairhien (I know it’s in Camelyn, probably in Cairhien) that says: fool me once? shame on you. you fool me???… you can’t get fooled again.