If you wait long enough, the markets can tell you anything

He was definitely going to build a deck, or possibly a 19th century sailing ship with that board.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Looks like the New York Times doesn’t have that N.Y. State of Mind.

Uh oh, we got a circuit split:

They’re totally just going through the Sunday circular and telling him what’s on sale for the week, right?

For contrast, the Great Minnesota Get-Together:

I'll take that

@nybooks.com this picture is how I know you guys never get west of the Hudson

Alarm is the thing with feathers.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Have we considered the implications of the fact that both Democratic women and Republican men are probably correct?

Some of the all-time greats already mentioned, so I’ll just add these:

He's only gotten more disinhibited and incoherent since this:

Eagan, MN. One of at least 30 events across the Twin Cities. Not the one with Bernie and all the elected officials. No Bruce Springsteen concert. Conservatively 500 people, likely closer to 1000. Just an hour of people showing up, and thousands of neighbors expressing approval as they drive through.

You’re really overestimating him. i think he believes “Chang” [sic] was some kind of mythical king.

Guys, who wants to hear Billy’s thoughts on family court?

Also, i just used this with my assistant camp counselor child the other:

That's what she said.