I'm Here Live I'm a Kat

@katsharki3

She/her. Ace and queer. 🖤🩶🤍💜 🏳‍🌈 Trans Rights are Human Rights 🏳‍⚧ Wildlife Endocrinologist and 💩 expert. Still kind of a shark biologist? "A very considerate shark vampire." Shark emoji critic. Still masking. COVID isn't over. 😷

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I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· 9d

Finally found a use for these incredible shark-shaped corn holders I bought at my conference last year. Note that they have the correct number of gills. 😌 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social

A container of dill pickles. Two corn holders have been placed into some of the pickles. One holder has the back half of a shark, with the caudal fin. The other holder has the shark's front half, including the dorsal and pectoral fins, an adorable face, and five gills.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· 13d

Happy Shark Week from @coralcitycamera.bsky.social !

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· 19d

#sharksnearme Spotted during the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony (The countries got to decorate the batons themselves!)

Image of an arena with athletes entering. A baton for "Saint Helena" has a whale shark and sea turtle drawn on it.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· 29d

Still my favourite teaching eval comment.

Screenshot of Facebook status reading:

On my TA evaluation forms, one student just wrote in the comments section, "Likes sharks, Dislikes Shark Week." So at least I got that much across to my biology students?

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Jun 17

I'll never be someone who enjoys watching baseball, but just seeing the name and logo of "Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp" cracks me up all summer

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Jun 17

Sometimes I wonder "Am I actually gay or what is my deal actually" Then I see a GIF of Jodie Whittaker 😂 (I'm gay)

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Jun 16

Tomatoes 🤢🤢🤢 Sour, mushy, hell fruit

proteusolm

every time. every time I say I can't stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. "It's good. It's sweet. You'll like it," they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. "It's ok I guess," I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

multicellular-organism

Try a heirloom cherry tomato from my garden. It's good and sweet and you'll like it

proteusolm

no no no no no

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Jun 14

Fun #sharksnearme sightings in this X-Files episode!

A pool raft in the shape of a hammerhead shark hangs on the wall of a convenience store behind two law enforcement officers. Dana Scully, the woman on the left with red hair, and Bobby, a security guard on the right handing over his handcuffs.

A pool raft in the shape of s shark hangs from the ceiling in a convenience store behind Fox Mulder, a brunette man wearing a suit.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Jun 12

Sharkie took down a deer on our hike this past Monday 😉

A plush blue shark sits on gravel dirt next to the bone and hoof of a deer.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· May 25

Spurs need to get the Salesian Sisters plane tickets to OKC stat. What an incredible game from my San Antonio Spurs 😍😍🤩🤩🤩👽👽

Four salesian sisters (Catholic nuns) wearing Spurs jerseys enjoy watching the first quarter of a basketball game.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· May 8

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· May 4

They look pretty gnarly. But I like the one that looks like it's dancing 😂💃

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 29

Ever feel like someone's looking over your shoulder while you're working? 😸

A black and orange tortoiseshell cat sitting on a woman's shoulder.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 27

Listen to this gorgeous midnight parrotfish chomping on some algae snacks. 🔊😋🦜🐟 (from @coralcitycamera.bsky.social)

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 26

Well first, I clearly never bother to clean this so I don't want my face on that 😂 I have been known to let my plush shark coworker go for a wiggle on the vortex though

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 26

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 25

You may appreciate that I have attached googly eyes to all of my lab equipment 👀

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 13

My pressed out cookie dough here kind of looks like Australia. 🤔🦘🐨

Image of sugar cookie dough pressed out on a flour covered cutting board. The shape is vaguely like that of the continent of Australia.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 11

Imagine travelling 600,000 miles through space and then getting seasick bobbing in the Pacific. #ArtemisII

Crew capsule from Artemis bobbing in the ocean. A raft with rescue divers is next to the capsule.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 10

Got some #ArtemisII doughnuts to celebrate splashdown. 🚀 What a breath of fresh air these past 10 days in space have been. Thank you Christina, Victor, Reid, and Jeremy. 💙

Three doughnuts with blue icing and white dots to look like space. There is a chocolate swirl in the center with a red V.

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 7

Current mood.

Image of Cordelia Chase from Buffy the Vampire slayer. "Is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother."

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 5

Happy Zombie Jesus day to all who celebrate 🧟🐇

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Apr 2

🦈

Cartoon emoji of a golden shark in the shape of a crescent moon

I'm Here Live I'm a Kat@katsharki3· Mar 26

I interrupt your doomscrolling to bring your attention to this gorgeous male yellowtail parrotfish. 😍😍😍 You can see fish like him all day on @coralcitycamera.bsky.social 🦈🐬🐟🐠🐡🦞🦀🦑🐙🪸🪸🪸