kayla 🍀 (@kaylaflame) · DIRTY

kayla 🍀

@kaylaflame

Cat lady. Plant lady. Scarlet Witch apologist. Weeknd Stan. Sports lover. Spicy Pisces. I try to joke ab everything but ain't shit funny cause this country is doomed 🤷🏾‍♀️ Who Dat ⚜️

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kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Jul 10

Melanie's sister and Sincere's dad whacking his ass!!! #LoveIslandUSA

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Jun 16

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Jun 3

You tryna scam me???

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Jun 1

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· May 19

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· May 11

I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same
MEGAN THEE STALLION, "CAPTAIN
HOOK"

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· May 3

This is with 20 cents off cause I pay for the expensive delta sonic membership. That Man is going to hell

Gas at $4.20 for regular unleaded.

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· May 1

I'm on 13 Pro but I need to upgrade soon cause it's starting to act up

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 24

Not in Rochester but close by. However, there is a big waterfall in middle of the city

High Falls in Rochester, NY.

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 20

Is this not the cutest edible tin?!

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 20

This feels evil. And I'm annoyed by "metabolite is ineffective in humans so why did it affect the salmon?" like humans and fish have the same metabolic pathways 😐

Excerpt from article that says "It's not clear why the metabolite group was so restless, given that benzoylecgonine is considered psychoactively inactive in humans."

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 20

Photo of LeBron with his eyes closed and his head back, smiling with his hand on his head. The words "suffering through it all! Can't believe this is my life." 'Suffering' was edited in to cover up 'smiling'

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 19

Picture of Cam Newton making a face with the words "stares nclectally" t

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 15

Drivers in Rochester HATE this one simple trick!!!

Diagram showing regular merge above a diagram of a zipper merge.

Screenshot from NYSDOT site on Zipper merge (https://www.ny.gov/work-zone-safety-awareness/zipper-merge):
What is a Zipper Merge?
Zipper merges are designed to keep traffic moving more smoothly by allowing drivers to use both lanes until reaching the merge point.
New York motorists are familiar with early merging. This is when one lane of a highway is closed and motorists move into to the open lane as soon as they see lane closed signs.
In contrast, a zipper merge is when a lane is closed ahead and motorists continue to use both lanes of traffic until the merge point. Then, as two lanes turn into one lane, motorists take turns entering the work zone, alternating in a zipper fashion into the open lane.
Signage will be present indicating motorists should take turns at the merge.

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 15

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kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 7

This is killing me

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 7

Also it's below freezing and snowing here

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 7

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 4

Me last night

Turnt Tiger Woods.

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 3

...

Texts from an apparently married man:
-How long has it been anyway?
-Well, kind of a curveball lol but I end up getting married last September haha

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 2

Screenshot of a post by @watyoutastelyke.bsky.social:
"My ex fucked her baby daddy when he got outta jail got pregnant had an abortion Lied and said she had stomach virus..I try setting her on fire while she was in the car but that's neither here or there.. then they got back together two months later..now they have a two year old .."
December 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
9 reposts
126 quotes
27 likes

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 2

What is my mother talking about????

Screenshot of txt
Aunt: Netflix is going to $26 a month
Mom: Kayla will pay it
Me: *reacts with question mark to 'Kayla will pay it'*

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 2

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 2

Screenshot of lyrics from KENDRICK LAMAR, "MEET THE GRAHAMS":
Your son's a sick man with sick thoughts, I think niggas like him should die

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Apr 1

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Mar 31

I bet a 9/11 Slammer would HIT!!! 😭

Beyonce performing Diva at a 9/11 memorial event with her arms up like an airplane. Diva is a song that includes the words, "take it to another level, no passengers on my plane."

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Mar 30

The poo-chi robot dog toy worked better than this clanker omg

Poo-chi robot dog toy from early 2000s.

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Mar 30

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Mar 30

LMAOOOOOO. Finally a random list that I'm ok being put on! Fuck AI!

kayla 🍀@kaylaflame· Mar 29

Yeah I'm not doing this

@attie.ai blocked.