Kay Orchison
@kayorchison
Former visual artist. Occasionally still a musician. Mostly writing SF/horror these days, with excursions into amnesiac memoirs. Disabled, keen indoorsman, BLOCKS WITH GAY ABANDON. You were warned. He/him www.amnesiana.com
The instrument in question remains an unfinished project cos the novel stole all my time and attention
Print On Demand has its issues but can't fault having this in my hands in Sydney days after publication rather than months to years
Annoying the cat cos I won't let her sleep on my pillow, but ma'am, with respect, ew
Feel free to try and accuse me of using AI for my shit Hilarious, motherfuckers Take my em dashes and semicolons and put them in your stinky soft parts
I know my search habits are writer-level eclectic but my online purchases over time have been electronic components I can't buy offline; fat people clothes shops won't stock; books not available in Australia; and the occasional obscure art material. Why, pray tell, is Zon trying to sell me caltrops
Went for a stupid walk for my stupid mental health Come back and she's grooming my PJs Very sweet. They were due a change anyway I guess
Hokay so at my current place with little tiny high windows like a cell I've done this, but at previous places with French or hopper windows I've had to make a bigger baffle. It's a piece of plywood with a hole cut in it big enough for the exhaust, with the plastic window fitting screwed to it.
Got this absolute peabrain screaming at me while I try to make the bed Doing laps on the doonas as I put them I back into place IN DIG NANT as I put the bedspread on Ah god she's yelling at her video self now and I've laughed myself into a coughing fit
I have an absolute steaming headache from the incessant coughing so what I really needed was jackhammers breaking up the concrete road 50m away Not only can I feel it through the floor it's making the cupboard doors audibly vibrate and the hanging guitar play a faint chord Fucking industrial music
Hey if you pick up both of them, we'll throw in this one for free Catch
TOO LATE WE HAVE BEEN WITHIN THE SANDWICH SINCE LAST JANUARY YOUR CUP PLAN HAS F A I L E D
I had no advice in my teens, I learned to jack up as we all did, by copying someone with a worse habit. I did a better fucking job than this out of the gate. What the fuck are they teaching at nursing school?! Next time I swear to fuck I'm showing them this photo and saying "Now give it here"
Why do the words "Don't eat that, it's plastic" even have to be in my vocabulary let alone common use Little fucking gremlin chewing the physiotherapy equipment in an effort to get me to lie down
Madam, you are welcome to return to my bed for more snuggles, but do not stand on my balls. We have discussed this.