keelin (@keelin12ft) · DIRTY

keelin

@keelin12ft

Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 Naturalized Chicagoan Esteemed Critter She/her 🍉

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keelin@keelin12ft· 25d

Die Another Day had me wanting to do this:

keelin@keelin12ft· 26d

Brother may I have some oats meme. It’s a painting of pigs. One pig is eating oats. The other pig is sitting slightly behind the oat eating pig staring at him. The words “brother may I have some oats?” is written next to the pig.

keelin@keelin12ft· 26d

They saw you coming.

Old timey chicks at the beach. They gave on tall socks

keelin@keelin12ft· 27d

Things are happening in the back porch gardening box.

Tiny lil peppers

Big chunky peppers

The basil that grows back every year.

keelin@keelin12ft· 28d

keelin@keelin12ft· 28d

Just breaking up the diarrhea posting with morning time Wendal and Dude.

Wendal a small white chihuahua wanting to bark at me

Dude a tabby cat resting in her pink fuzzy bed

keelin@keelin12ft· 28d

World Cube today!

keelin@keelin12ft· 29d

“Here”. 😞

Matt freese goofing while trying to clear a ball that resulted in a goal. His foot dragged the ground instead of hitting the ball.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 11

I see #TheLastDriveIn trending, and I know this site has it all.

Joe bob as Dracula

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 9

White Sox lately:

The one dude from Duolingo saying “we don’t like to play baseball.”

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 7

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 3

This is one of the greatest parts of any film ever.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 3

Haven’t stopped thinking about this today, and that’s why Big Hank is hanging in bed.

Hank the hound dog is snoozing next to me

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 2

What about a video?

keelin@keelin12ft· Jul 2

Lady Dude wishes you a very pleasant evening.

It’s Dude, the little tabby cat. She’s sitting on a pillow with her paws placed gently on my thigh.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 30

Josh Naylor likes to goof.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 30

The Chicago White Sox won a game on the road.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 28

🫡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

White Sox at the pride parade. Southpaw on top of his van behind a pride flag banner that says “happy pride from the white Sox”

Instagram post from the white Sox and southpaw. Southpaw voguing

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 25

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours’? Technically hometown adjacent, but Eggbeater Jesus.

A large mural of Jesus in a church in Huntsville Alabama. It’s kind of new agey. Jesus looks like he has an egg beater for legs

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 23

You know, I’m something of a [cinema snob] myself.

It is my new mug from Midwest Nice that says “ask me about spice world (1997)”

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 23

😤

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 23

Mr bones wild ride creepy pasta showing roller coaster tycoon with a giant skeleton and a sign that says the ride never ends

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 23

Seranthony

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 23

Dinner on me tonight?

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 22

Well actually.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 19

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 19

Chicago NWsiders, my neighbor’s cat missing. 😔 Please keep your eyes peeled.

Lost cat flyer from Pet FBI held up in front of a doorway. Bold red header reads ‘LOST CAT’ with phone number (773) 807-8941 and contact email A4QVRG8K@CONTACT.PETFBI.ORG. The cat’s name, ‘Dora,’ appears in red above her photo: a gray-and-white domestic short hair cat with striking gray eyes, sitting upright on a chair arm against a beige and dark blue indoor background. Flyer details: Lost 2026-06-18 near N Christiana Ave & W Sunnyside Ave, Albany Park, Chicago, Cook County, IL, 60625. Cat described as Domestic Short Hair, Silver or Gray, White. Text below the photo reads ‘PLEASE DO NOT chase, call, or whistle as this may cause them to run in fear and into danger.’ Bottom left shows a QR code and ‘Report ID#: 796957 | Listed at Pet FBI.

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 17

Jay Leno with an eye patch sticking his tongue out. Face is bruised up like a bad banana

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 16

What about this?

keelin@keelin12ft· Jun 16

This reminds me of a time, 8 or so years ago, I was working at a conference, and one of the residents was so strange (in an enjoyable way) and told me he had a wild amount of cats. My memory says 14, but I don’t trust it. Then later he sent this through Snapchat.