
In this house we stan an M&S dupe 🙂↕️🙂↕️

I made lasagne so good my watch sent me a notification to say I was excited

Listen, they were 30 minutes late, the guy didn't apologise AND the initial person I spoke to at deliveroo offered £15 at first.
Full £60 refunded.
Don't mess with hangry Kevin

Holiday with the "in laws" has gone so smoothly, what a lovely weekend

You know what it doesn't look TERRIBLE. I ordered the wrong cream cheese

"It's very moist, It's like a nun at a Magic Mike show" - Jacob

And yet you're also having the time of your life...

Before the fire and this morning:

Focacciamogging you all 😔😔😔

Here you go! Don't say I didn't warn you

God bless Dunelm for this BEAUTIFUL, but affordable sideboard 😭

So sleeping in Spain is going super well.

Here's better scale hahaha

Started my 4-day weekend with a climbing session so got I have myself a blood blister in my finger 🤠

Don't make me tap the sign

Two weeks till we get the keys and I get to live I'm my fancy new flat!!

Me when Jacobs parents ask about kids over dinner:

Post an album you've listened to 100 times.

Post a photo from 2019...
I genuinely look the same???

I'm very aware that this will be wasted on you but it's essentially just this

I've never realised that Jacob looks a fair amount like human Shrek. What a win for me !