Keith
@keithdotexe
You probably know me as @SowaTheArrogant from the bad place. Photographer in Maryland. My sports fandom is based in Chicago sports teams, unfortunately. Photography page: @keithdotjpg
Me: I got this set of lights so I can- My son: Be gay? You know pride month is over right? I guess I didn't notice I had the light on this setting, I fear he cooked me
I wish more of you had played Final Fantasy VI so you could understand how funny this is Tl:dr for those of you who don't know, this is the moment the main antagonist poisons a river and kills an entire kingdom including the wife and son of one of the playable characters
Republicans when someone shows them a population density map after any election because for some reason they think trees and rocks vote
Dave Chappelle is a smart man and there is no way he didn't know he was one of the biggest drivers of the zeitgeist for the last decade. Now he wants to do a Rogan-like evasion of responsibility for it. A little late for that my friend
My son tried to chase my dog across the street and ate shit instead. Because I'm such a good dad, I took a picture instead of helping.
Ben Johnson, this play is called a "field goal" and I promise it's in your playbook
Mama Millie with her newborn puppies (they're about 8 hours old) She lets me pick them up but only for a few seconds and she's like "ok now give it back"
Snickers wants to snuggle while I edit but I can't move my mouse hand if he's too comfortable
I used to do this all the time because it was fun, and I realized it was a bad habit so I stopped for a long time, but I was provoked and couldn't help myself.
Nobody has stronger opinions on NYC politics than a mf who doesn't live there and who's normally quite vocal about their intentions to never visit
The name this dog was given by the rescue shelter was Snickers, and me and my son are probably keeping that name, but he also looks like a baby Interceptor from Final Fantasy VI and I considered that too
My first instinct here is to mock them for having Trump do the exact thing he said he'd do, but Trump never said he was gonna prop up foreign markets. Still should've seen this coming though.