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“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”
Turns out it’s Pig Racing Night at my local. Good money to be made “If you know your pigs”, apparently. #Gambling #HAMblingMoreLike
Me and my band played our first gig in over a year. Rocked the FUCK out of some new songs! Somehow looked quite symmetrical while doing it! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #BandsAreBest
They’re all out tonight! Probably just having a few cans by the canal, as they do. #AndWhyNot
Wasn’t going to do anything today because it was a rainy Tuesday, then I remembered that Rilo Kiley were playing a gig at a place I can see from my balcony. So I strolled down to that and had a Very Nice Country Infused Indie Hipster Rock Time! Here’s a bad photo #GoodOldBands #AlwaysLeaveTheHouse
Since first hearing about it the other day, I’ve been all about the annual church service for Grimaldi, The King Of Clowns, where loads of clowns dance on his musical grave and then recite The Clown’s Prayer. So I thought I’d look it up. Thanks Google. #Thoogle
Stephen King never beating the “That character that’s a horror writer from Maine is clearly based on you!” allegations.
Went to Stoke Newington. Watched the awesome Junk Whale, the brilliant Tomboy Grandpa, and the excellent Lily From Fightmilk (Solo Edition) rock the FUCK out, & just had a Really Nice Time! Also got a free shiny sticker of a Capybara! #WhatATimeToBeAlive #FullyRecommended #GoodOldBands
The X-Files is on the telly, so I’m watching The X-Files. I believe you, Hank Moody From Californication. I believe you! #ThousandsWouldnt
Balloon in the park. Like a tiny tiny one of the ones from The Prisoner if it was chasing a two inch tall Patrick McGoohan. If I was a scotchman I would’ve shouted “I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A WEE MAN!” at it. But I’m not. So I didn’t. #IDid #IMakeMyOwnFun
It’s Proxy Music rocking the FUCK out, basically making me think I should try listening to a Roxy Music album that isn’t Avalon (aka The Hits). If people had told me they were basically a three chord pub band, I’d probably have listened a lot sooner. #PlayAvalonYouCowards
Last night I went to an excellent Black Box Recorder gig, where I took a Terrible Photo of them being Excellent. Black Box Recorder? I barely kno… oh wait, no, we’ve actually made a bunch of records together!
Laters, LA! I love you! El pueblo de nuestra señora la reina de Los Angeles del rio porciúncula’? El puWHEEYblWHOA senAwwwYEAH la reing de Los Angeles del riWHOAH porciúncula more like! #IDontKnow
Anyway, if you ever find yourself with some time to kill, I can FULLY recommend flying out to hang out with your friends as they finish their American Tour, and maybe take some not very good photos. I do it all the time. It’s good! #JustLuckyIGuess
The Lodge Room. Night 2. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room… again I guess. #BringBackThe101
The Lodge Room. It’ll sound different when there’s people… lodging in the room I guess. #BringBackThe101
Los Angeles! A good place to meet your friends, and Sinister Lurking Chicken Men!
California! Califoooooorniaaaa! Here I aaaaaaaaaaaaam! California-tchad-Blake-mix.ogg California? I barely know ‘er! California? CaliforniAwwYEAH more like! #AndSoOnAndSoForth #Etc
I’m on a plane, I’m reading Top Class Literature! #BooksYourMilkmanCanWhistle
Sorry to interrupt, guys. I’m sure they’re just making friends. Like that book “The Fox & The Hound” but with a cat. Can’t remember the ending, but sure it turned out fine. #MakingFriendsAllOverTheLand
I had no idea the New York City Rice Pudding Scene was a thing, but sure, why not! #WhyTheFuckNot #EveryDaysASchoolDay
At the beach in every life. Coney Island 2026 & 2008. The last time I was here they had a game called “Shoot The Freak”, where a guy would run around while you tried to shoot him with a paintball gun. They don’t let you do that now. Probably for the best. #HealthAndSafetyGoneMad
Lunching the FUCK out with the guy from New York’s Most Popular New Jersey Based Urban Fishing YouTube Series! #CelebritiesEverywhere