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Kelly J. Baker (she/her)

@kellyjbaker

writer. mother. gremlin. PhD. MFA. author: Gospel According to the Klan, The Zombies Are Coming, Grace Period, Final Girl & Sexism Ed. co-host: @podonlyknows.bsky.social newsletter:

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Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jun 30

Even unserious Kiki thinks SCOTUS needs to be expanded.

A flame point Siamese cat sprawled out on a gray chaise lounge. He's looking off into the distance.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jun 29

Trick decided to try being unserious today.

A brown and white tabby laying upside down while smooshed against a gray couch cushion. His back paws are up in the air like he just doesn't care.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jun 27

Kiki is pondering unserious thoughts.

A flame point Siamese cat laying on a gray couch with his front paws tucked underneath him and his back paws out. He's staring off into space.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jun 26

Kiki remains deeply unserious.

A flame point Siamese cat laying upside down with his tummy exposed.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jun 20

Kiki is a deeply unserious cat.

Flame point Siamese cat laying upside down on a gray couch with one of his back feet kicked up while directly looking at the camera.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· May 15

Our most feral cat sat in my lap, so I live on this couch now.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jan 23

Meanwhile, one of my cats is in his villain era.

A tabby cat curled up on a blanket but glaring at the camera over his tail

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Dec 25

Santa brought me a skeleton armadillo!

A white woman with a dark blonde bob wears chunky tortoise shell glasses and a gray hoodie while holding a skeleton armadillo. She stands in front of a Christmas tree.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Dec 16

Residency Day 5: I am wearing another sweatshirt, and I get to meet my mentor group. They need to know what they are gonna get. My glasses are fire though.

White woman with a dark blonde bob wears chunky tortoise shell glasses and a navy blue sweatshirt. She's smiling. She sits in a pink chair in front of pin boards with a variety of kids' art work on it.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Dec 5

I got new ridiculous glasses, which are making my life right now.

White woman with a blonde bob wears chunky tortoise shell glasses, a Sabrina Carpenter T-shirt, and black sweater. She's smiling.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Dec 1

The outdoor-now-indoor cat is now sitting on my lap. Victory is mine!

A flame point Siamese cat looking at the camera while he sits partially in my lap.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 29

I got to do something AMAZING with my Christmas tree this year.

An eight-foot skeleton with its arms outstretched around a seven-foot Christmas tree with lights and ornaments on it

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 29

It was unanimous that the cat who would eat us first would be Treat, our smartest and evilest cat.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 27

He only plays a turkey on TV.

A flame point tabby in a loaf position looking directly at the camera while laying on a gray chaise.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 26

Check out these two who are hanging out on my front porch these days.

Two eight-feet skeletons on a front porch between two columns in front of a door with a wreath on it.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 19

It was this cat. (The picture really doesn't do justice to the fact that he is a 13 lb cat.)

A flame point Siamese cat curled up on a folded blanket on a couch.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 1

Oh, yeah, we dressed up one of the skeletons for Halloween. A day late.

An eight-foot skeleton, a thirteen-foot skeleton wearing a witch's hat, and another eight-foot skeleton all standing on a grassy lawn in front of a brick house.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Oct 31

Happy Halloween.

A white woman with a dark blonde-bob and a septum ring wears an orange long sleeve shirt with Banjo and Chili from the series Bluey and some bats on it.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Oct 25

One of my cats in his villain phase.

A tabby cat with a white nose is curled up with his tail in front of his face.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Oct 16

One cat judges. The other cat sleeps.

A black tabby cat laying down and looking directly at the camera in front of her is a sleeping flame point Siamese cat, sprawled on a blue blanket.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Oct 10

I made these little dudes today.

Two Lego succulents in Lego cube-shaped Lego pots with arms and legs and smiley faces.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Oct 9

The princess is one laying on the blanket. The other cat is our evilest one.

A flame point Siamese cat laying somewhat stretched out on a folded up blue blanket and a black tabby cat sits next to him.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Apr 25

By request, here's some of the art! My kid painted the bulldog and the pitcher with the pomegranates.

A fiber art piece of a baby owl looking out from inside a hole in a tree.

A painting of a brown and white bulldog with a red collar.

A painting of a water pitcher with pomegranates resting in front of it, including an open one with seeds visible.

A painting of four cats all wearing bandanas on their heads.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Jan 22

Well, it snowed in Florida.

Three giant skeletons covered in snow, two holding Valentine's garlands and one wearing a Valentine's shirt and beanie, standing in a snowy yard.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Dec 17

I'm recording a podcast today about zombies, so I wore a t-shirt that I had that was as close to theme as possible. I own no zombie shirts.

White woman with a brown pixie cut wears a black blazer, a black T-shirt with a skeleton holding a balloon, and a gold chain and pearl necklace. She's smiling at the camera.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 29

It's *Friday* Here's a cat.

A tabby cat looking directly at the camera while sitting on a blanket that is decorated with cat faces on it.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 23

My skeletons are ready for Christmas. Christmas decorating is officially done.

An eight-foot skeleton wearing a headband with a Santa hat and antlers, a twelve-foot skeleton wearing a Santa hat, white beard, and red scarf, and an eight-foot skeleton wearing a headband with candy canes. All are standing in front of a brick house.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 19

Some kitty wanted to help me write today.

A tabby cat curled up and asleep wedged between the couch arm and my lap, which has a laptop resting on it.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· Nov 10

Things are shit. Here's a cat.

An up close shot of a tabby cat, who is laying down on a blanket and looking forward.

Kelly J. Baker (she/her)@kellyjbaker· May 26

The skeletons are now ready for summer. Officially.

Two eight-feet skeletons wearing Hawaiian shirts and straw hats and one twelve-foot skeleton wearing a Hawaiian shirt in front of a brick house on a grass lawn