Kelly
@kellykayy
Bibliophile. Howler. Oreo snob. Perfect mix of a lady and a pervert. Future stay at home dog mom. Go Bills. She/her.
Oh AND they are deleting the comments that are calling them out for using AI. Cowards. I mean, look at this shit! How embarrassing.
I just want to know if Mitch fucking McConnell outlived my dog or not damnit. Miss you bubs
Taking my sick dog on a wonderful beach vacation and taking walks in his wagon every morning was 100% the best thing we've ever done.
...and my book/kindle in my hand with no plans for the rest of the day. (Husband can be in the same vicinity as long as he doesn't blink or breathe to hard.) Roscoe took my spot when I went for another cup of coffee and its fine because he is so handsome.
I usually do all of the garden stuffs memorial day weekend but I'm doing something called a vacation instead so it needed to get done. Now I have an excuse to do nothing all day and snuggle this guy
Little guy isn't doing too well so might take a break from social media today to just snuggle the fuck outta him. 35 more days until he can dip his paws in the Atlantic and it can't come soon enough.
In honor of the @buffalosabres going to the playoffs for the first time in 15 years, I present to you my most prized Sabres posession along with photos of yours truly from the last playoff era
And now I have to angry email @schumer.senate.gov & @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social and I haven't even had coffee yet?!
Jonesing for some new ink and told myself I'd get a small tattoo in Ocean City MD when we go in May. Just found out thanks to reddit that I can't ha. I prefer laws and regulations for my tattoos.
Told Roscoe he needs to wear his winter jacket AGAIN to go pee. He is done with the snow.
Went to share a sexy* IG reel and went to look up a "turned on" gif to post along said IG reel and tell me why THIS MOTHER FUCKER popped up?!?!?!?!
Welllllp, Earthlite WAS my favorite massage company. Everything in my office is from Earthlite. And since they want to take human touch AWAY from people, they can fuck allllll the way off. Time to craft a profane-laced email that will go unread.
Made the mistake of looking up how many wars/conflicts US millennials have "lived through" since 1990 and jesus fucking christ
Instagram told me Laura's comment didn't violate community standards when I reported it 🙃
@usahockey.bsky.social Jack Hughes saying they support women "in the locker room" yet they are meeting with a pedophile rapist 🐷 🤔